Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, panties in one hand and a beer in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO What a Fuckin'Ride!
~(-:{ Nunc Aut Nunquam }:-)~
Currently working in the Fort Worth area making Oil & Gas maps for ROW & Leasing and driving back home to Houston about every other weekend - depends on what business needs to be taken care of or which city has a Metal Show I want to see!! }:-)D
Straight up front: I DON'T CYBER, I DON'T HAVE A WEBCAM & I DON'T WANT TO VIEW YOURS, I DON'T AIM AND I'M NOT HERE TO "HOOK UP" ~ SO DON'T EVEN ASK!
~The Quintessential Aquarius~
Aquarius
February
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent andclever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Horoscope
Your instincts are dead on, especially when it comes to a few personal interactions. Yes, that person is being weird, and yes, there is a reason for it. You may not be able to act on your knowledge, but it's still there. Your emotional weather system is forecasting big storms ahead, but could it be that your barometer is a little bit off? Don't focus on what you think is wrong. Instead, look at everything that's gone right so far. If you come on too strong, you may end up pushing the other party away when you really want to draw them closer, so ease your grip. Practice self-sufficiency and you'll find what you need in your own backyard. Watch it, or your way with words could come across as glib. You have a lot more substance than that. So take a moment, regroup and think about what you're really trying to get across. Then speak from the heart. Fun and games are calling your name, and you can't answer fast enough. Whoa, there -- before you get out and play, make sure you take care of a few necessary tasks. That way you can romp with a clear conscience. Your sense of responsibility comes to the rescue when dealing with a tough situation. Believe it or not, this so-called crisis is actually working to bring about your highest good. Taking proper action is key, though. Share your dilemma with a close friend or trusted adviser. While you may not hit upon an immediate solution, it will give you something far more valuable and lasting -- a sense that you are supported. Someone awfully appealing throws a little sweet talk your way. Go on and throw some right back. Not only will this lift your spirits, it just might open your heart. There's no harm in testing the waters, is there? Wondering about what might have been will just give you a headache in the here and now. Drop your doubts and stop obsessing about the past. Instead, think about ways to make your life better right now.
Thought Of The Day
040407 ~ Life's greatest pleasures are the simple ones, like seeing the driver who cut ahead of you on the freeway pulled over by the police 3 miles down the road.
030307 ~ Never hold in your farts. They will travel up your spine, to your brain and that's where SHITTY ideas come from.
122106 ~ Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
121506 ~ I am pretty sure that sex is better than logic, but have been unable to prove it yet.
111106 ~ Rules are the means of a woman's assessing which man she likes well enough to break them for.
110606 ~ If you want me to fall for you, you have to give me something worth tripping over.
103006 ~ Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
102506 ~ You may think your boss is stupid, but remember if he was smart you probably wouldn't have a job.
101506 ~ I was delighted that I seemed to have more patience now that I'm older. Turns out, it's just that I don't give a shit about much anymore !
100306 ~ An open mind is wonderful if a matching mouth doesn't go with it.
092506 ~ Strange how much you've got to know before you know how little you know.
091006 ~ Criticism wouldn't be so hard to take if it weren't so often right.
090106 ~ Good sex can correct poor posture...or at least make it stand up straight.
082306 ~ Life's greatest pleasures are the simple ones, like seeing the driver who cut ahead of you on the freeway pulled over by the police 3 miles down the road.
081506 ~ A chest of gold coins or a fat wallet of bills is of no use whatsoever to a wrecked sailor alone on a raft.
080706 ~ If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
080406 ~ Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.
072806 ~ There is always some place better than here, until you get there.
070406 ~ Love is blind -- and it's not too bright, either.
062706 ~ If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will get soaking wet.
062406 ~ Life's greatest pleasures are the simple ones, like seeing the driver who cut ahead of you on the freeway pulled over by the police 3 miles down the road.
062206 ~ Women don't just choose a boyfriend... they pick him...... to pieces.
061906 ~ If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on How To?
061506 ~ I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good for a while, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering this mortal coil.
061406 ~ Women don't care how big your dick is. They would, but they're too busy worrying about the size of their breasts.
061306 ~ If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.
061106 ~ People keep saying the right person will come along. I think a bus hit mine.
060906 ~ Don't criticize your girl. If she were perfect, she would have chosen much better than you.
052606 ~ Don't worry about tomorrow; today will probably do you in.
052406 ~ Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
051906 ~ He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
051606 ~ Screw-ups are just nature's way of saying, "I'm bored"
050906 ~ Sometimes being in the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
050306 ~ If you lead but no one follows, are you just out for a walk?
050106 ~ You're only young once. After that it takes some other excuse for acting like an idiot.
042706 ~ Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
042606 ~ This is interesting...did you realize that boss spelled backwards is double s.o.b.
042406 ~ If one is lucky, a single fantasy can totally transform a million realities.
042306 ~ Advice is what we ask for when we know the answer but wish we didn't.
042006 ~ A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil - but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
041906 ~ A word to the wise isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
041806 ~ Do not bite the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.
041706 ~ Don't censor your love today, for tomorrow may never come.
041106 ~ Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business," always be followed by the word "but"?
040406 ~ Prejudice is a burden that confuses the past, threatens the future and renders the present inaccessible.
040306 ~ If instead of breasts, women had in their place - testicles, would they be called Chestnuts?
040206 ~ You can't turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.
040106 ~ Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?
033006 ~ One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.
032906 ~ I've waited so long for my ship to come in, my pier has collapsed.
032806 ~ An open mind is wonderful if a matching mouth doesn't go with it.
032706 ~ Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
032506 ~ The difference between gossip and news is whether you hear it or tell it.
032306 ~ In a relationship with a woman, a man can either be right or get laid, but never both.
032206 ~ Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (I know you just tried singing those two songs)
032106 ~ Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to see you naked anyway?
032006 ~ Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
031906 ~ The grass is always greener on the other side, until you jump the fence and see the weeds up close.
031706 ~ Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get crappy ideas from.
031506 ~ Life is unfair. Take shaving. How is it that we never get bald on the face?
031306 ~ Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
031006 ~ Sex is like going to the gas station. Sometimes you get full service, and sometimes you have to go to self-serve.
030906 ~ God invented the orgasm so women can moan even when they are happy
030606 ~ The shrewd guess, the fertile hypothesis, the courageous leap to a tentative conclusion - these are the most valuable coins of the thinker at work. But in most schools guessing is heavily penalized and is associated somehow with laziness.
030406 ~ Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
030306 ~ Envy is wanting what others have. Ignorance is thinking you might one day get it.
030106 ~ On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.
022806 ~ When someone tells you "The best things in life are free," it means one of two things - either they're a liar or.....well, I guess it only means one thing.
022706 ~ Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but I know it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
022406 ~ They say..."Love thy neighbor as thy self." What am I supposed to do? Jerk him off too?
022306 ~ If God had intended for man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.
022206 ~ Poetry is something that every man loves, but only if it helps him get laid.
021706 ~ Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
021606 ~ On the bags of miniature candy bars it says, "Fun Size." Does this mean that the regular size bars are no fun?
021406 ~ Because today is Valentine's Day and not necessarily so HAPPY for everyone, this thought crossed my mind. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
020906 ~ Have you ever thought that life is a car wash and you are on a bike?
o20607 ~ If you've ended up in hell with someone, and you're still mad at them, where do you tell them to go?
020606 ~ When life seems like an uphill climb, take comfort in the fact that you're mooning everyone behind you.
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