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About Me

So i need to update the whole about me thing...about me...
* I procrastinate a lot. If I don't answer your email please don't take it personally, I'm busy and lazy so it can take a while sometimes. Sometimes i forget about it too. You'd be surprised how much email i get on here. so give me a reminder if it's important.
* If you've never met me i might tend to be quiet and "shy" at first. its possible that you might not even notice.. Once you get to know me, I open up pretty easily and you'll be like "He's pretty crazy, but in a good way" or something like that.
* I'm honest and genuine. Sometimes blunt, if i know you well enough. But that's a good thing cuz you don't have to worry about me saying one thing and thinking the opposite. I try to be nice about it though. unless you really really piss me off, then i don't really care. I always keep promises too.
* I am very easy going and open minded. I rarely get upset, I have a pretty good sense of humor, I'm rarely offended and I accept everyone's values as crazy as they may be as long as they don't cause harm or damage.
* If you know me go to http://kevan.org/johari?name=thechrisman

* If you want to know what others think of me, go to http://kevan.org/johari?view=TheChrisman
* As a hobby, i used to make remixes, mostly of Linkin Park, you can find a few of those here: . They used to be one of the top 3 music sites in michigan when they were on myspace but Rupert Murdoch and the nazis at FOX decided to change things around on myspace when they took partial control of myspace and decided to remove it, despite the fact that it received good word from the creator of myspace and members of Linkin Park themselves, but oh well...
* I'm also into photography as a hobby, I don't go anywhere without at least my camera phone as you can probably tell from all the albums on facebook and pictures on here
(newest facebook pix= )
* If you have facebook you can join the Chris Ahern Fan Club at http://emich.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202013913 with 50 members and sinking...
* I enjoy making music, over the last few years i've done several local mini independent projects, including remixes, beats, production, instrumentals, performance and guest vocals. I'm currently working in my second band project by the name of "Ameliorated Entity".
* I currently work at the new IKEA in Canton as one of the stores two Showroom Display furniture builders. If you go there you can be like "Hey, I know the dude who built this display. Unless it's built wrong, then it was probably the other builder. :)
* I get weekends off and I get evening and nights off. I usually like to either make the best of it and live it up, hang out, go to a movie, pool, club, comedy club, bar, go extended amounts of time without sleeping, etc or i like to take it easy, relax, stay in, jog, exercise, sleep, cuddle and watch a movie or something.
* I'm currently attending Eastern Michigan University (taking a break for the semester though) for Marketing for my bachelors degree, however I'm having second thoughts about the major and thinking about graphic arts, who knows.
* No, I am not related to the Prime Minister of Ireland.
* Look for my name in the credits of Pulp Fiction, Drowning Mona, Live In Baghdad, BASEketball or Sexual Intent. If you think i'm bullshitting you, i recommend you check it out for yourself.
* I can't think of anything that could be of interest, ask me something, i'm an open book. :)
* and I'm sexy too. Don't take my word for it though.
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Music:

MUSE AT GLASTONBURY:

anything that is rap that you can rock to is pretty cool to me, much more. Most of the stuff I listen to lately is from either local or independent musicians.

Movies:

Million Dollar Hotel, Wedding Crashers, Shawshank Redemption, Santas Slay, Bowling For Colombine, Crash, Enemy Of The State, 8 Mile, Final Destination, Gandhi, Heat, JFK, Holy Grail, Matrix, The Replacements, Run Ronnie Run!

Television:

Lost, The Loop, Prison Break, 24, Heroes, The Nine, Law & Order, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, Family Guy, I don't watch tv much other than that.

Heroes:

Ghandi, MLK Jr, Jack Bauer

My Blog

POLL: Which band name tickles your fancy?

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Posted by Chris" on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

New Linkin Park album FINALLY being released!

Linkin Park's much-anticipated new album, Minutes to Midnight, will be in stores on TUESDAY, MAY 15! If you are outside of the US, you can find the album in stores on MONDAY, MAY 14.Expect to hear the...
Posted by Chris" on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

People will think you have good taste if you wear this...

Found this at http://www.cafepress.com/iheartshop/687263If you wear this people will think you have good taste I LOVE CHRIS Black T-Shirt$22.99I LOVE CHRIS White T-Shirt $19.99I LOVE CHRIS Ringer T$...
Posted by Chris" on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

Quantas Pilot's gripe sheet (Funny, read me)

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high Schooldiploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely intheir jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a for...
Posted by Chris" on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:52:00 PST

Linkin Park Remix page is up *UPDATE* only at purevolume

not much on it right now. but it's theremyspace.com/linkinparkremixes.mostly just slapped up the old artwork & songs for now. probably work on it more later. probably only keeping it too one page,...
Posted by Chris" on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:39:00 PST

Random facts about Jack Bauer ("24")

It contains spoilers. Don't read unless you're caught up with the show... In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?  ...
Posted by Chris" on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 11:47:00 PST

How many Michigan college students does it take to change a light bulb?

This is funny if you go to college in michigan...if not, you won't understand it at all...How many Michigan college students does it take to change a light bulb? At Michigan State it takes two thousan...
Posted by Chris" on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:44:00 PST

Advice of the day

Kids, if something about a person that irritates you that you wish they would do something about to the point where it's giving you stress or something, let them know. Especially if they tell you to b...
Posted by Chris" on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:43:00 PST

Linkin Park/Fort Minor Remixes By Chris coming soon

So I've geen getting quite a few requests and "why'd you remove the page" for the "Linkin Park Remixes By Chris" and the "Jay-z/LP Remixes By Chris"  and the "FM Remixes By Chris" pages. Als...
Posted by Chris" on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:00:00 PST

Love

Love's a bitch.
Posted by Chris" on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:23:00 PST