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Ms.Kris

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About Me

Well Im Through with my stint in India, The midgets were getting really tiersome....and as for me being a Renagade princess...I therefore RISIGNE....Im tierd of ruling people and most of all im tierd of playing Mother for my brother and sister!! Well If you dont know me by know...Then SHAME on YOU!! No im kidding...mY names Kristina but I prefer Kris, Short sweet and most of all to the point...Im currently living in Marshifield WI, Its okay I guess, just another check of my list...next its MEH-E-CO (Mexico)!! Im 19-Going on 30-something....well with my Rebel, Hell Raising sister and my "Oh so Sexy" brother....it's a ride on the rollercoaster of life that has you grabing tight onto the seat!!! Then there's my dad...who bless his soul really tries his hardest to stay "in touch" with us....but im sure thats not any easier with his Crazy X-Girlfriend always calling..... but other then that...Im okay I guess...my father claims that im "depressed" I'm about two self help books away from raming them all up his wah-zoo and setting them ablaze!!!...............................

My Interests



I Wish I had Been Born In What Era? The 70's the whole hippie era

How Old Were You When You Last Trick-Or-Treated? like 16....then its lame LOL, but no lie I still dress up
Who Is Your Hero? ...superman....yeah thats right who the hell is going to beat superman
Whats Your Favorite Pizza Topping? Green olives or banana peppers...Yuck and Yum
I Collect....? Peoples hair for my Voodoo Dolls
I Would Never Give Up (Blank) For A Guy/Girl? My Morals
Though I Try To Hide, It Im Really? Preg-O yep...its true sorry Dad!! LMAO
I Wish I Could Change? EVERYTHING
If You Could Re-program Yourself, What Gene Would You Leave Out? My Whole Perfectonist-gene....I get a little OCD when it starts to kick in LMAO
What Are the Strangest Foods You've Ever Paired Together? Noodles and Tomato Juice, French Fries and Soft Serve Ice-Cream.....
My Custom Ringtone Would Be? Freebird, By lynard Skynard...who cares if you Dont lke it LOL
If You Were Coated In Jelly What Type Would It Be? ....hum thats a tuffy....prolly strawberry.....
I like People Who Are? Honest, funny, truly sincere
Where Is Waldo? In some picture somewhere with a bunch of prople trying to be like him...but their not are they Waldo? NO
If I Were Reincarnated Id be? My Fat ass Cat...Yeah hes deff. Living the Good Life
When Im Bored I tend to? Ramble on and on and on....and usually its of no importance....
Whats your Favorite Book? Lovley Bones or Lonley.....they are really heart-string pullers
My Parents Would Kill Me if I Came Home With? Another Tattoo.....
I Cant Believe That I lost....? My Fricken car Keys...more then once...
What it The Most Annoying Song on The Radio? "Now that you Got it" by Gwen Stefanni
Myspace or Facebook? Myspace.....Sorry all you Harcore Facebook Fans
5-Star Hotel or Tent in The Woods? Tent in the Woods duh...how does it get better then knowing the world is your bathroom LMAO
When the World Ends I Will Be? Running Naked through the Flames!!
What Flavor Jello Are You? The kind that you mix all togerher...sure it looks kinda wierd, lol but trust me its a mouth-splosion LMAO
Would You Chose to Burn Out or Fade Away? Fade away....it gives me a more even fall into total obis!!
Im Reminded of Home Whenever....? I hear "YOU FAGOT" or "DUCHE BAG" lol
What Would Your Custom Lisence Plate Be? TreHugr

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristina "Kris"Barton
Birthday: June 3 1988
Birthplace: Virgina Beach, VA
Current Location: Marshfield, WI
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Aburn
Height: 5'2....and a HALF
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Greman and a Little Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Converse, Like I always wear....
Your Weakness: Reese's
Your Fears: Commitment
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese and Green Olives Gross I know :P
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: .....EVERYTHING
Thoughts First Waking Up: ....I Dont really Want to Work Today
Your Best Physical Feature: ? my Lips?
Your Bedtime: Whenever and Whereever I crash
Your Most Missed Memory: .....Memories of my Mother
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fatty Burgers?
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: YUCK
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: ......Unfortunatlly
Do you Sing: ...Im the Shower
Do you Shower Daily:
Have you Been in Love: .....once
Do you want to go to College: Yes...To be and English or Art Teacher
Do you want to get Married: ....Who Dosent
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah
Are you a Health Freak: No way.....
Do you get along with your Parents: Depends on the Day
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument: The Flute...Little Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: .....NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a box maybe 2-3
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YUCK NO-WAY
In the past month have you been on Stage: nopers
In the past month have you been Dumped: .....I was a Dumper....not Dumpee
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope WAY TO COLD
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no ....wait once, I was like three and I shoved a candy bar into my brothers diaper
How do you want to Die: .....no not really
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: .....A teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa or Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ....Blue?
Favourite Hair Color: No Pref.
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: taller then me which isnt hard...LOL
Weight: .....
Best Clothing Style: Their own!
Number of Drugs I have taken: ZERO....ZIP....ZILCH
Number of CDs I own: hundreds LOL
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: To many to count on two hands

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I love football, horseback riding, MUSIC!! Dirtbiking, 4-whelling, learning to play the guitar...Mainly I will try everything at least once...and If I like it than I'll try it agian!!

I'd like to meet:

..I'd Love to meet all the Rockers of the "lost" generation and ROCK MY FACE OFF!! OLDIES ROCKS Lynard Skynard, Eddie Money, Kiss, Duran Duran!!! I'd love to meet the inventor of The Reese so I could pat them on the back and say "Nice Fricken Job" LOL

Music:

--My top 12 Favorite Songs From the oldies-- 1.)Lynard Skynard-FreeBird 2.)Pearl Jam-Black 3.)Steve Miller Band-Abra Kadabra 4.)Soul Asylum-Runaway Train 5.Joe Cocker-Unchain My Heart 6.)Mellisa Ethridge-I want to come over 8.)John Cougar-Jack and Diane 9.)Billy Idol-White Wedding 10.)Styx-Renegade 11.) Meatloaf-Paridise by the dashboard lights 12.)Def Leppard-Photograph--My 12 Favorite songs of Today-- 1.)Gary Allen-Life ain't always beautiful 2.)Train-Meet Virgina 3.)Flo Rider-Low 4.)Avenged Sevenfold-Afterlife 5.)The Spill Canvas-All Over You 6.Matchbox 20-How Far We've come 7.) 8.)Red Hot Chilli Peppers-Dani California 9.)Leanne Rimes-Nothing Better to Do 10.)Stste Of Shock- Money Honey 11.)Marilyn Manson-Heart Shaped Glasses 12.)Amy Winehouse-Rehab

Movies:

Scary is my all time favorite, I am a scary movie junkie, from the Ring to all the Halloweens!

Television:

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS(lol) Gray's Anatomy, CSI, what ever is on the health channel and all the movie channels! LOL I love Project Runway, and as embarrasing as it is The tyra banks show is one of my guilty pleasures..urgh

Books:

The Lovley Bones, SisterChicks, The Exorsist, Bridget jones!! Any steven king books, well just about anything that can keep my intrest...thats not that hard....

Heroes:

My father, is my all time hero because he is trully the strongest man in the world, he was able to deal with three kids on his own, and heck I made it to 19 so he must be doing something right...LOL

My Blog

OMG I CANT BELIVE IM>>>>>>

ha ha rotfl.....all you guys who looked at this shame on you!!! Nosey people LOL.....just kidding, wow I havent written anything In a while?...well um.....im now the asst. manager, and i've finally fo...
Posted by Ms.Kris on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:34:00 PST

The Wicked Witch Is Gone!!

Well after much sorrow and grief, I can say that the House has finally fallen on that bitch!! and now I can take her shoes!! Of course I can only dance and cheer for another month maybe and a 1/2 unt...
Posted by Ms.Kris on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST

hi ho hi ho of the edge of the world I go!!

Dum doodle Dum... So much to write and such little white space... 1st I still cant decide between which 4 colleges I want to attendt 2nd Juanitta decides to pop in and out of our lives on her beloved ...
Posted by Ms.Kris on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:26:00 PST

It's my party I'll CRY IF I WANT TO

urgh...urgh.. DOUBLE FRICKEN URGH!! I have this stupid "party" tommorow with all my family and I really dont want to go!! But of course as the "party" girl, im some how "obligated" to go I mean WTF wh...
Posted by Ms.Kris on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:19:00 PST

Innocence

I was babysitting my little cousin for a few hours today and couldn't help but just feel so helpless..why? all becuase he fell of his bike and skined up his knee...and in that moment, the moment where...
Posted by Ms.Kris on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

Pull the Trigger

You know that your life is going down the perverbial crapper when you run to your little sister for dating advice... I mean COME ON!!  I have some how managed to fall WAY OFF the whole dating sce...
Posted by Ms.Kris on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:53:00 PST

THANK THE LORD ABOVE!!

Well I thought that my life could not get any better untill that is I came home to find that in a matter of 4 days 14 hours and 11 minutes my dads Satonic Gf will finally be out of our lives for good....
Posted by Ms.Kris on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:12:00 PST

Crazy Bipolar BIOTCH

I've never really considered myself a "violent" person...a out spoken, bitch but not, deff. not VIOLENT. That is untill my dads "*winner" of a GF moved in....then it just came naturally....slip a litt...
Posted by Ms.Kris on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:27:00 PST

Demonstrating Self-Restrain

Well today was a total waste of....well my day.....first I had to work at 6am in the FRICKEN morning...who the hell honestly wants a sub a 6 in the morning....and don't say "I do..." Other then the f...
Posted by Ms.Kris on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:53:00 PST

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS

YEAH!!!! well I finally made it back to lil Cascade Ia!! 4 hours on the road!! I believe that I did MOI well, I didn't kill myself in a fiery crash, I didn't get lost and I didn't hit anything YEAH ME...
Posted by Ms.Kris on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST