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About Me

One day... I will fight... in the Kumite.

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My Interests

check out Dalia -- the craziest little lady ever!.. .. .. I WANT THE GOLD private hobbies: Filmmaking, making films, film-making, Final cut, industrial design, tiger woods golf, skateboarding, long showers, drawing, making food, smelling new shoes, peeing sitting down, sketch comedy, loose women, grape smuggling, playing the skin flute, stroking it to the internet, big boobs, drinking, black sheep, dirty diapers, vfx, voting, what models eat, commercial directors, dvd piracy, san diegoans, blowjobs, eating out, those big t-shirts, kitten squashing, HD, racquetball, fixing hot girls' internet, mantasia

I'd like to meet:

I want to marry Sarah Silverman! or second best would be a mix of Amy Heckerling, Tamra Davis, with the body and face of Liz hurley. also Gabe from A&E Intervention, the guy is a shining star!

Music:

Hip hop until 1996, johnny cash, mf doom, premier, beta band, david bowie, adam freeland, talvin singh, ltj bukem, dj krush, kool keith, edo G, massive attack, coldcut, ninja tune ish, dj shadow, leftfield, J Dilla, B.I.G. Jazzy Jeff, looptroop, necro, ill bill, non phix, boards of canada, rawkotiks, public enemy, gangstarr, nasty nas, sir mix-a-lot, kool g rap, larry david and the hipsters

Movies:

.. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. Goodfellas, boogie nights, fight club, raiders, starship troopers, true lies, robocop, clockwork orange, total recall, taking care of business, terminator, big lebowski, punchdrunk love, 2001, three kings, kingpin, bottle rocket, martin & orloff, dirty shame, point break, strange days, flirting with disaster, alien(s), blade runner, history of violence, the fly, dr. strangelove, FMJ, Sin city, ghost in the shell, requiem for a dream, something about mary, fargo, back to the future, bad santa, brazil, city of god, steve zissou, midnight cowboy, ferris buellers day off, raising arizona, being john malkatraz

Television:

arrested development, seinfeld, curbs, kids in the hall, harvey birdman, sopornos, mr.show, strangers with candy, sampsons, family guy, intervention, lost, SCTV, car commercials, conan o'brien, tv funhouse

Books:

I cant read :(

Heroes:

K-Fed.... popozao! popozao!, Grizzly adams