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Jim Smither

Don't knock her til you've tried her...

About Me


Big shout out to all the hawnies out there! Get off ma page before I set the dugs on ye!
For the rest of you, I'm 24 (hard to believe, but it happens to us all), in a relationship (lovin' ma Hilary to bits!) and, sadly, have a 'proper' job, which is crap when it comes to Thursday nights 'oot on the p*ss'! (Or Sunday/ Monday/ Tuesday/ Wednesday nights on the p*ss - no need to delete, they all apply)
Work in Edinburgh and still live in Wishy, so a nice three hours of travelling to and from work everyday, but other than that I can usually be found in one of the numerous hostelries and public houses of the Metropolis of Wishaw.
In my spare time I manage popular wrestling combo Athletic Reaction (featuring Darius "The Scruttock" O'Shelf and Rick Tart). I also do a nice sideline in cluggies - if you need yours pimped give me a bell...
You can check out photies of the random crap that's been happening at Photies of Random Crap That's Been Happening!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Preferably all at the same party (even the dead ones, though it'd be more interesting if they were somehow magically restored to life...): Peter Cook, Albert Einstein, Stephen Fry, Che Guevara, Peter Kay, John Lennon, Morrisey, Hunter S Thompson, Oscar Wilde... Definitely more to be added. In the meantime, join in the banter at www.themikesterdownunder.741.com

Music:

Ryan Adams, Beatles, Blur, David Bowie, Billy Bragg, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Del Amitri, Green Day, Ed Harcourt, Morrisey, Nirvana, Oasis, Pink Floyd, Radiohead, REM, Stone Roses, Suede, The Dykeenies, The Hives, The Rodents, The Smiths, The Streets, White Stripes...

Movies:

12 Angry Men, A Clockwork Orange, American History X, Beautiful Girls, Big Lebowski, Cinema Paradiso, Cité des enfants perdus, Citizen Kane, Delicatessen, Donnie Darko, Fargo, Fight Club, Goodfellas, Hotel Rwanda, Leon, Pulp Fiction, Monsters Ball, Napoleon Dynamite, Raising Arizona, Reservoir Dogs, Sleepers, Straw Dogs, Taxi Driver, The Hudsucker Proxy ...etc, etc

Books:

1984, Animal Farm, Atomised, Brave New World, Catcher in the Rye, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Gorky Park, Helter Skelter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, In Cold Blood, Lord of the Rings, Othello, Primal Fear, The Forever War, The God of Small Things, The Hummingbird Saint, The Kiln, The Republic, To Kill a Mockingbird...

Heroes:

Don't know about heroes, but definitely try this at home...

Fight Night Live

Higgy's Challenge!