Vikesh

--Greg showing us what a conversation between our last supervisor and current supervisor would go:
yusuf: make them do fuck all, that pisses them off
lee: yeah thats what there doing hahaha i'm so gay
yusuf: yeah me too
lee: we're both tossers aren't we
yusuf: yeah man
--Oh shit Greg, it's gonna be a bit wierd not working with you...kept me entertained at work over the last year and a half!! (Oh and I thought I'd remind you that its 13-5 to me in pool...LOL)
Satpal: "What do ya call a vomitting maggot?
Everyone: ???
Satpal: "Jasdeep's dick!!"
-- Stapal taking the piss (again) out of Jas!!
Vitesh: "24...itssssssss sooooooooooooooo boring soo far"
Gavin: "If you think 24 is boring so far then perhaps for some more vibrant entertainment you should sever your bollocks from your body with a butcher's cleaver and put them in the microwave and see if they explode before you pass out and die"
Vitesh: "im gnna go bed now"
--Gavin ripping into Vitesh for bad-mouthing 24, and as a result Vitesh promptly went!!!!
"I Like To Suck Them Dry First"
--Sanjaybhai talking about "McDonalds Apple Pies"...(yeh ryt)
"Leicester's gay in a lot of ways...take Greg for example"
--Gavins response to our argument about whether Leicester is better than London...LOL!
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?
You Should Drive a Bentley Azure
You're all flash, and you love to show off to anyone who will watch.
And you're such a high roller, this is just one car of many for you... What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test