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Tony Halsted

...and I'm really good in bed too, believe me.

About Me

I'm a proud member of NAMBLA. I prefer girls who look like boys who look like girls. I'm slowly falling in love with my partner's dog. I hate my job, but I love the low pay, lack of appreciation, but most of all, taking it in the ass sans lube EVERY DAY!

My Interests

Ketal One on the rocks w/ a twist. Spin. Halsted Street. Roscoe's. The boy's department at Bloomingdale's.

I'd like to meet:

Shakira. I may be a small guy, but I'm going to fuck your brains out.

Music:

Tommy Lee Rocks. Someday I'll get those drum lessons I always wanted so that I can be as good as he is. Until then, I'm posing in a band called Sleepwalker Defense.

Movies:

Leaving Las Vegas. I'm a sucker for emotion.

Television:

I don't have the attention span to watch a full hour long program, though I try to watch Law and Order: SVU religiously, what up Ice-T. I also watch Family Bonds.

Books:

I'm not really sure how to put letters together to make words and then put them all together to make sentences. I'm from Elmwood Park, what do you expect?

Heroes:

Spiderman. Tommy Lee. My ball sack.