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You may call me Ronnie. I am 28 years old. My main hobbies include automechanics, drumming and percussion(Drummer for Dark Star Revolt, http://www.myspace.com/darkstarrevolt), gay syncronized swimming, pc muscle exercise, table tennis, basketball, lengthy conversations and analyses about trifling and inconsequential things, japanese manga and hentai, digital video piracy, blowing horses, consuming pig's feet, ass spelunking, skull fucking, tap dancing for idiots, sucking salt sticks, pouring lemon juice on paper cuts, and last but not least, trap door spider sex
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a Ronnie Russell; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
I am an EXTREMELY loyal friend to those who would call me theirs. I have seen the worst side of human nature, betrayal, and it isn't pretty, likewise i would never wish it upon someone else. .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Adventures and riddles.

Take the quiz:
What Kind of Pervert are You?

The Intelligent Pervert
The Intelligent Pervert: You are The Intelligent Pervert, you use your mind and brain power to focus on the real deal as you may seem lustful in a way, you prefer to hide it until you have known that person better, but throwing a slight hint here and there always helps. You knowledge of books and words to arouse them are very tempting. The mere sounds of your voice could knock their socks off, and they probably wouldn't even know what to say, sweet and gentle, you show that you care, even though you are still a pervert, you got skills.

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I'd like to meet:

In no particular order: Hulk Hogan, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Terry Farrell, Jessica Beil, Julianna Margulies, Pat Morita, Gov. Schwarzenegger, the leader of ANY drug cartel, Mr. T, Kim Jong Il, Jimmy Swaggart, Terri Hatcher, David Duchovny, Frank Welker, Margaret Thatcher, Vanity, Prince, Ghengis Kahn, Morgan Fairchild, Billy the Kid, Lars Ulrich, etc. Oh, and most importantly the beautiful Katie Makai Boeing-Clough
Andrew Fucking Parker, my brother:
Part 2:
The most offensive MMA fight of all time:

Music:

Dark Star Revolt, Metallica, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Megadeath, Boston, Beatles, Elvis Presley, John Denver, The Eagles, Vince Dicola, Jesus Jones, Aphrodite, Themistocles, Madonna, Billy Idol, David Bowie, Cindi Lauper, Cher, B52's, Extreme, London Symphony Orchestra, The Clockwork Affiliate, AFI, Empty Handed, Abouface, Ten Foot Pole, Sick of It All, Twisted Sister, Motley Crue, Guns 'n' Roses, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Alice In Chains, General Jordan, Every Mother's Nightmare, Saigon Kick, Avenge Sevenfold, Velvet Revolver, My Chemical Romance, Foo Fighters, ODB, BBJ, Juvenile, Tupac, Notorious BIG, Jay-Z, Snoop Dog, Fat Boyz, Fresh Prince, Tone Loc, Wierd Al Yankovich, Billy Joel, Bruce Springstein, Stan Bush, Don Mclean, Garth Brooks....the list goes on...

Movies:

Science Fiction, Action/Adventure, Suspense/Drama, Comedy, Cult Classics

Television:

see *movies*

Books:

Pyewacket

Heroes:

William Shatner

My Blog

Life without a license

My mandatory license suspension for not taking a breathalizer test has been a roller coaster ride of fun( sarcasm ). I have discovered that the vast majority of people i considered friends, are either...
Posted by The Official Sperm Donor For The Lesbian Community on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:55:00 PST

Gay Mart

I recently visited Gay Mart. I do all my shopping there now.
Posted by The Official Sperm Donor For The Lesbian Community on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

Halloween arrest

For those of you who noticed that Aaron was absent from your Halloween celebration, his FAVORITE time of year to celebrate and party, not only because of the costumes, but because it is my birthday: I...
Posted by The Official Sperm Donor For The Lesbian Community on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:16:00 PST