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Corey Volting

Put your faith in me...And I'll spit it out.

About Me



My Interests

Poker, Horror Films, Heavy Metal, Video Games, NFL, Dogs, MMA, Chainsaws

I'd like to meet:

I'd really, REALLY like to meet the motherfucker who broke into our car and stole Jessica's MP3 player.

"Little Nancy Callahan" (Jessica Alba)

German actress Xenia Seeberg who played "Xev Bellringer" on "LEXX"

Music:

Pantera, Slayer, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson, Dope, White/Rob Zombie, Danzig, The Misfits, GNR, Down, Ministry, Suicidal Tendencies, Ramones, Anthrax, The Cult, Twisted Sister, Samhain, Wednesday 13, Murderdolls, Faith No More, NIN, Fear Factory, Black Label Society, NY Dolls, The Dirty Drags, WASP, Black Halos, BFMV

Movies:

Hatchet, Grind House, 300, The Crow, Dusk til Dawn, Fight Club, Sin City, Frailty, Evil Dead, Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Desperado, Starship Troopers, Dawn of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Dead and Breakfast, Kill Bill, Shaun of the Dead, They Live, V for Vendetta, The Thing, Slither, Big Trouble in Little China, All 4 LEXX films, Hot Fuzz, Big Fish, LoTR, Strangeland, Star Wars

Television:

Adult Swim, Dexter, Twilight Zone, The Shield, Lost, Penn and Teller Bullshit, LEXX, Deadwood, Heroes, Masters of Horror, Weeds, Xena, Californication, Alias

Books:

Stephen King, Clive Barker, Dean Koontz, Poker books

Heroes:

Joey Ramone, Vincent Price, Brandon Lee, Keith Moon

My Blog

I use a meat cleaver to make Chunky Soup

It's been a while since I last 'blogged'. You try typing this shit out on a fuckin cell phone. It sucks! Still working on a script for a slasher film, tentatively titled "Mrs. Greenfield". Complet...
Posted by Corey Volting on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:24:00 PST

Meet the Roommates (part 2 of 2)

(Rick - cont'd) He drives his car everywhere, all day long, and has NEVER been pinched for DUI. Keep in mind that he can't even fuckin walk. Or talk. Good looking out, Windsor Pd! Way to keep the fu...
Posted by Corey Volting on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:35:00 PST

Meet the Roommates (part 1 of 2)

I'm currently living in a boarding house. 5 bedrooms, 2 kitchens, 2 bathrooms, a dining area and living room. Me and 4 other "gentlemen" living in the motherfuckin lap of luxury. Let me introduce you....
Posted by Corey Volting on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:02:00 PST

Greetings from Windsor!

As you are probably by now quite aware, yours truly is stranded in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. While I will happily admit to being a proud Canadian, and proud Ontarian as well, the city of Windsor make ...
Posted by Corey Volting on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:26:00 PST