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Sir William The Majestic

I am here for Friends

About Me

If i were a character on Saved by the Bell i'd be A.C. "fucking" Slater, and i would shit in your cereal. I have better gadgets than you.

My Interests

Family, friends, PS3,music. i like to piss off my friends to see how much they love me...

I'd like to meet:

someone with like minded moral undertones.

Music:

Music is like the Devil. He's a smelly asshole with weird vagina lumps on him sometimes and other times hes kinda alright. I like it when he can hang.

Movies:

I like movies with puppies, kittens, unicorns, rainbows, sparkles, the color purple, and some sort of random violence that include all of the above.

Television:

The Office, i.e. Jim and Pam HD. TPB. ER HD. TLC, Discovery Channel HD, ESPN HD, Chuck HD.

Books:

Of Mice And Men, The Encyclopedia (O through S), and cookbooks.

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad

My Blog

I went to the Gyno today

Id like to thank erinkist for taking me to the vaginacologist with her yesterday. it was a good experiance and an opportunity to meet women that you know put out. although i didnt get the lovely chanc...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 09:29:00 PST

Im back to fucking goats again.

I got my cast off yesterday so i was really happy, and then the doctor put another one on. im going to be in this one until halloween. someone teach me how to walk or give me ideas for halloween, im l...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 08:23:00 PST

They call me Lucky.

my luck just wont run out. unfortunatley its bad luck so im really hoping that it will sometime in the very near future... i guess it started when the girl i was talking to decided it would be a great...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 10:11:00 PST

no really, i broke my leg.

yeah so, yesterday i went out to my brothers girlfriends farm and went 4-wheelin all day long, and it was a great time to be had by all but me. we were out there for about 6 hours and then tradgedy st...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 12:37:00 PST

Fuck Jersey, fish for Canadians, and live like a gay bear.

so i guess you might be wondering what i did with my summer. or not. well im telling you any fucking way. it all started back in june... i went to west chester PA to visit mandie where i also wnt to o...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ha, i love these guys. So fuck off and read.

                                    &n...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

West Chester, the me and Mikey molester.

mikey and I recently got back from visiting the two most awsome girls on the planet mandie and jill, in west chester Pa. i have to say that we had a blast up there and me and mikey both agree it was o...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yes, yes, what's this? go fuck yourself.

Tears of blood and a heart filled with the shattered glass of a stained glass window pumps the irony of another wake up that has nothing to offer but a symphony of devastation for millions to remember...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And if you like little animals then you shall die too.

So i got my new house now and things seem to be turning for the better, at least for now. i still get bored out of my mind so i sit here and look at walls, and sit, and stay single, and sit, and well ...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sometimes confusion is the best way to understand something

For 7 years ive remained single because i didnt want to distract myself from my lifes path, ive always seperated my work from my personal life, in hopes that it would improve both. In these past few w...
Posted by Sir William The Majestic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST