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B.

Kicking names and taking ass: the new book by B.G.

About Me

I'm 19. I've got a Ph.D in Kickass. And I'm one of the three coolest men in the universe. And no, the other two don't include any of your hot ass celebrities. Yet I would do Johnny Depp. Was that a haiku?

My Interests

Ass-kickology, English, books, and kickin ass. Oh and plants.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp. Oh wait, shit no I wouldn't. Cause then I'd realize how much Chris sucks.

Music:

*sigh* Agony Scene, Rise Against, Bob/Stephen/Damian Marley, Strung Out, Propagandhi, Bad Religion, Black Dahlia Murder, Chopin, Dillinger, Converge, Alkaline Trio, Anti-Flag, NoFX, Shania Twain, Perry Como, still paying attention?

Movies:

*bigger sigh* Snatch, Ocean's Eleven, Shawshank Redemption, Boondock Saints, Saw, Seven, Big Fish, Finding Neverland, Batman (1 & 2...mostly 1), Evil Dead, Debbie Does Dallas, dawn of the dead (both of them), American history X, Twelve Monkeys, Clerks, Blow, Labyrinth, Ninth Gate, Haggard, Gone in 60 Seconds, Bad Boys II, Analysze This, Baseketball, Team America, SLC Punk (mostly the end), Rounders, Swordfish, Manic, Saved, X2, The Score, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Spiderman 2, Romeo and Juliet, Training Day, and The Green Mile.(Updated...)Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Thursday, Thank You For Smoking, Half Baked...

Television:

Family Guy. Period.

Books:

Oh and Aquateen for TV. But books. Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown books, John Grisham, Runaway Jury, SSteve Berry, Amber Room, CS Lewis Screwtape Letters, Mere Christianity, God, Greg Isles, 24 hours, the quite game, black cross, spandau pheonix, Tariq Ali, The Clash of Fundamentalisms,Augusten Burroughs Magical Thinking, John Gotti's works on Teachers and the Educational institute of America.+Issac Asimov. Yeah if you're gonna see one, see him.

Heroes:

Ninja Gaiden. And Bob.

My Blog

For the sake of simplicity...

" Why all these people, these people who want to bring good to da world....why these men say you not to smoke the herb? It's an herb. Good things come from Herbs. It make you free in your own mind, to...
Posted by B. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:07:00 PST

Uhm...I'm not sure if I wrote this.

Not too sure if I wrote this...But I assume I did. Found it on my computer. Thought one of you emo-fucks might like it. Eat Your Wounded___ The Man on his knees in sorrow and feardrenched in a tear st...
Posted by B. on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

New Background

New background up. Check it out tell me what you think...
Posted by B. on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:42:00 PST

I'm a fuckin teddy bear!

Alright....new rules to live by: A.) Never operate a sharp object high. B.) Never operate a sharp object HIGH. C.) NEVER OPERATE A SHARP OBJECT HIGH.  
Posted by B. on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 11:19:00 PST

Mother of God.

Take that bitches.
Posted by B. on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 03:04:00 PST

Syndicates Enlaced

In the interests of furthering the local music...I have drawn a picture. That's my input. If you like it, call/email/text/suckerpunch/kiss/makeloveto Se th, Aaron, Bubba, Matt, and espec...
Posted by B. on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 04:32:00 PST

Chris, Matt, Nick, Me, and Dan.

Me: What if she finds out about it? Chris: Oh I figure I'll just tell her "Ya know I talked to dan for a bit and he just said 'hey, how are ya' and 'WHOA!'.
Posted by B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nick's Greatest Moment

For all you not informed, you'll stay that way, cause I'm fuckin tired. Hold'em at Casino. Way too much fun. Anyhow for those informed, let's remind you of Nick's greatest moment: (Kerplunk......Ke...
Posted by B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strung Out / Haste the Day tomorrow

That's right you bitches: Strung Out in San Fran. tomorrow night. Fuck y'all. Cause you're not going. Unless you're Travis. Or nick. Or Chris even. But if you're not... FUCK Y'ALL
Posted by B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Series of Essays coming...

Some new essays I'm writing are gonna show up here. Wouldn't mind comments on the thoughts and ideas put forth. Most of them are on religion, some of them are on society's 'finest', others are just ...
Posted by B. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST