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Candyass

it sure as hell ain't normal, what we do.

About Me

i like making money and making love, but not particularly in that order. i own all the seasons of the golden girls on dvd and i don't care who knows it. i'll wax philosophical with you, but only over a round of drinks. i dislike pretentious people, the cold weather, and people who don't know when to shut up.

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My Interests

laughing. black and white photography. deafening music. high heels. whitening my teeth. the beach. Ben and Jerry's Uncanny Cashew. Versace and Chanel. atari. fresh flowers. fresh jersey produce. popeye's chicken. naps with stella. italian bakeries, jewish delis and greek diners. flea markets and thrift shops. shady after hours joints (the republican!). baseball. Nantucket Nectars Red Plum. schooling people on the pool table. falling in love. drinking beer outside in the summer.

Music:

Peaches. Trail of Dead. MFDoom. Russell Jones. Christopher Wallace. Jay-Z. NWA. x to the z. alice in chains. jane's addiction. The Rapture. NERD. Portishead. Zero 7. le tigre. Cibo Matto. Matisyahu. ALK3. Death from Above 1979. Talking Heads. Stray Cats. Link Wray. AFI. Faith No More. tiger army. ani. The Faint. Thievery Corporation. Pinback. Mars Volta. Louis Prima. Al Green. Cat Stevens. Pat Benatar. SOAD. tribe.

Movies:

City of God. Harold and Maude. The Shining. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me. Life is Beautiful. Lost in Translation. Boogie Nights. Brokeback Mountain. Jacob's Ladder. Requiem and Pi. Apocalypse Now. The Machinist. The Devils Rejects. Memento. Chinatown. any film noir. anything by David Lynch or John Waters. anything starring Johnny Depp. porn. anything with zombies.

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. mind of mencia. footballers wives. cheaters. old twilight zone episodes. LOST.

Books:

lovely bones. prozac nation. tennessee williams. great gatsby. flowers in the attic. valley of the dolls. the alchemist. davis' drug guide for nurses.

My Blog

i ruv rou.

so i finally got the chihuahua i always wanted. and its taken me exactly 24 hours to realize i am going to be one of those annoying dog people. i have begun speaking to her in a voice i never even kne...
Posted by Candyass on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:56:00 PST

don't touch me, i'm a real live wire.

reasons today rocked: i didn't piss away $100 getting the jeep out of impound. i didn't piss away $100 at the bar. mimosas. mikey b., my roommate and protector. i'm going to sleep before dawn. i'm a s...
Posted by Candyass on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 07:39:00 PST

Chi Chi, get the yeyo

So I was in this bar in Wildwood, and I meet Chi Chi from Scarface.  He's wearing a fishing vest and we're doing shots at like 2 in the morning.  He signs something for me, with his num...
Posted by Candyass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck the IRS!

I'm being audited bitches!  Yes, that's right, audited.  I put myself through college taking care of retarded people and wiping asses and I'm being fucking audited.  I know countless pe...
Posted by Candyass on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST