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About Me

Taylor Mason is the comedian who runs on Mac OS X.
Taylor Mason is the comedian with hidden mental abilities.
Taylor Mason is the comedian who always has three new messages.
Taylor Mason is the comedian who has entered a shame spiral from which he will never return.
Taylor Mason is the comedian who opens doors like a video- game troll about to hand out a curse and a talisman.
Taylor Mason is the comedian who secretly wishes that life were simpler, and he could sell lemonade from a card table at the end of the street.
Taylor Mason is the comedian who is flush with pheromones.
Taylor Mason is the comedian who only plays the very best video games, but never gets too good so that he won't deviate from the norm.
Taylor Mason is the comedian who sees his job as an apprenticeship, not servitude.
Taylor Mason is the comedian who doesn't need an iPod, because he already hears voices inside his head.
TAYLOR WILL BE COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU IN 2008! THE COMEDY EXPEDITION, TAKING COMEDY WHERE IT HAS NEVER BEEN BEFORE (and maybe should never have gone) WILL ANNOUNCE TOUR DATES IN JANUARY 2008!
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WE DISTORT, YOU DERIDE

WE DISTORT, YOU DERIDE... IF YOU LIVE IN NASHVILLE, OR CLOSE TO IT, I WILL BE AT ZANIES COMEDY CLUB ON THURSDAY NIGHT, APRIL 10! 615-269-0221 FOR RESERVATIONS! TELL YOUR FAMILY! TELL Y...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:13:00 PST

WHAT RECESSION?

25 March, 2008 WHAT RECESSION? Every mall I see, every flight I take, and every gas station I pull into: all are jam-packed with people spending money. I want to know where the recession is! Averag...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:52:00 PST

A little of this, a little of that...

11 March 2008 Hi, guys. Some quick thoughts. I will be in West Virginia this week: Harrisville and Bridgeport. I love WV, it might be the most beautiful part of the USA. ...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:49:00 PST

What is Taylor doing? UPDATE!!

Thank you for stopping by! There is so much going on we can hardly keep up... but here are some notes.I will be at Ashland University in Delaware, OH, this Friday night, March 7. And I'm p...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:01:00 PST

Thou Shalt Laugh - The Interview

Article courtesy of The Dove Foundation by Edwin L. Carpenter - Editor, The Dove Foundation Comedian Taylor Mason, ventriloquist and puppeteer extraordinaire, appears in the new DVD release "Th...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:36:00 PST

An interview with Taylor Mason

Courtesy of INFUZE magazine and Paul Rose Jr. The interview at INFUZE.com ..> Taylor Mason is a consummate entertainer part comedian, part ventriloquist, writer, puppeteer, actor and a ...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

SAUERKRAUT AND BRATZ

I have a bunch of stuff to get off my mind. I haven't updated a blog in months. I've been observing the human condition.Whoa.First, I figured out where they put people in the Witness Prote...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:10:00 PST

The reviews for Thou Shalt Laugh are rolling in!

From Amazon.com Click on the image on my page to order the DVD from Amazon.com! Finally there is quality stand up comedy that is not only clean but from Christians. Theses comedians are overall...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

TAYLOR'S ATTIC WINS EMMY AWARD!!!!!

It's Official! Announced on July 15, 2006 Taylor's Attic has won an EMMY AWARD! A MIDWESTERN REGIONAL EMMY AWARD! Set Design Taylor's Attic, Guardian Studios SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT! All Midw...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:43:00 PST

GREETINGS FROM PACO!

Paco Pig here. It is summertime. Time to eat. Time to roll in the mud. And time to wear lots of sunscreen. All you pigs out there should wear sunscreen, and protect...
Posted by Taylor Mason on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:43:00 PST