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Jessica

i eat pickles

About Me

I'm just a stupid girl who has been head over heels in love with a spicy mexicano for the past 6 long years.... oh gilly, if only you know how i truely felt about you, this charade would stop! I want to be the only gine your penis arouses for the rest of your life, please be mine!

My Interests

quilting table soccer beaning and of course, conjugal orgy's.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who has a handle bar mustache, wears assless chaps, and likes to wang chung... hit me up

Music:

hanson

Movies:

the hot chick deuce bigalow, male jiggalow

Television:

legends of the hidden temple wings the golden girls

Books:

my horizontal life i hope the serve beer in hell everybody poops

Heroes:

the genuis behind the creation of boxed wine