Britte

Name: Britte
Birthdate: December 15, 1984
Birthplace: Salina, KS
Current Location: Lawrence, KS
Eye Color: blue, I'm half chameleon so they change colors
Hair Color: blondish with some blondish highlights
Height: how tall are oompa loompas? around there
Weight: can you weigh air? I blew away in the wind once
Piercings: Ears, Belly button, and my naughty places
Tatoos: one of Chuck Norris on my ass
Overused Phraze: SCHAAAWIIIIIIING
FAVORITES
Food: Raw Mountain Oysters
Candy: Chocolate covered grasshoppers
Number: 666
Color: Blue with Bluish tint
Animal: Jackalope
Drink: Double Burpa Cola
Alcohol Drink: Rubbing Alcohol, Listerene
Bagel: French Onion with Raspberry Creamcheese
Letter: XXX
Body Part on Opposite sex: Pinky Toes and Tongues
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Caffiene Free Cherry Coke with Lime
McDonalds or BurgerKing: I used to own stock in McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawmelonwaterberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Icy Hot Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Oreo
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot Coffee with Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: French Hugs
Dog or Cat: DOGS! HOLY POOP I LOVE DOGS!
Rap or Punk: Punk Rock Gangsta Rap
Summer or Winter: Schfinter, It's inbetween Winter and July
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Seed of Chucky is my fav movie, soooo...both
Love or Money: I love money, so...love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 5:37 am
Most Missed Memory: high school
Best phyiscal feature:
First Thought Waking Up: My butt hurts, what happened?
Goal for this year: Find my marbles
Weakness:
Fears: Yeast Infections, Super AIDS
Heritage: German, my great great great great Gpa was Hitler
Longest relationship: 7.86 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Since birth
Pot: my nickname is Cheech...so, no.
Ever been Drunk: one time back in elementary school
Ever been beaten up: yes, by Chuck Norris
Ever beaten someone up: yes, some whore was frontin'
Ever Shoplifted: Oceans Eleven was a documentary of my life
Ever Skinny Dipped: who swims with clothes?
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: nope
Been Dumped Lately: daily
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Black
Favorite Hair Color: pink
Short or Long: ankle length
Height: Taller than me, soooo anyone.
Style: Abraham Lincoln
Looks or Personality: Gene Simmons meets Pee Wee Herman
Hot or Cute one word: FABIO
Drugs and Alcohol: Deal Drugs, sell Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Lanky with huge buttocks muscles
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Google
What country do you want to Visit: Zoltron
How do you want to Die: Handgliding off the top of Mt. Everest then getting eaten by a rabid squirrel right before my body hits the ground
Been to the Mall Lately: Have you been to hell lately? bitch
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'm Thor the Thunder god, I make thunderstorms with my butt
Get along with your Parents: yes, when I'm sleeping
Do you think your Attractive: Is the Pope Catholic?
Believe in Yourself: no
Want to go to College: Your mom goes to college
Do you Smoke: Like a camel
Do you Drink: no, my mouth is sewed shut.
Shower Daily: If by daily you mean Monthly, yes.
Been in Love: yep, with Richard Simmons
Do you Sing: always, my new record "Britte's BFE Soundtrack" will be out in early winter
Want to get Married:
Do you want Children: As many as my giner can handle
Have your future kids names planned out: Bartlebee, Shaniequwa, Gizmo
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 11
Hate anyone: fuck no
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