Oh my Mammies! How I love ya...how I love ya... |
For the record, you can squash DD+'s in a mammography machine to the size of an 8-inch, deep-dish pizza with almost no pain whatsoever! Who'd have thunk it? (I'll take mine with cheese and... Posted by Stick Woman on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 02:17:00 PST |
They tried to make me go to rehab... |
But I say, "no, no, no".
Why you ask? Well, it's all about the beauty that is alcohol. You know, some people can't even become alcoholics? Bad DNA, I say. Geez, I'm glad I... Posted by Stick Woman on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:05:00 PST |
Goodnight Moon. |
I'm watching you, little Virgo moon. Beautiful, you are. Tinting such a beautiful orange.
I should be reading about other cultures. About my own Swedish culture. About Darfur.&... Posted by Stick Woman on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:05:00 PST |
As promised. |
Music Master by Rumi
You that love lovers,this is your home. Welcome!
In the midst of making form, lovemade this form that melts form,with love for the door,soul the vestibule.
Watch the dust gr... Posted by Stick Woman on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:58:00 PST |
I am not who you think I am |
I am the worst of the hypocrites.I am all the things that I hate.I have done many things that deserve no forgiveness, and the privacy of my lies and self-loathing fuels my own hypocracy, you see?... Posted by Stick Woman on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:21:00 PST |
With St. Vals upcoming...yep, you guessed it! More of my bad poetry... |
Don't ask where this came from. Sometimes my head just has a need to spill words onto a blank page and my hands comply. (Call it channeling or shadows of the darkest reaches of my noggin, ... Posted by Stick Woman on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:53:00 PST |
Moo says... |
The experiment sucked.
Okay, so I had originally planned to start posting little short stories for your reading pleasure (and my fiction writing practice...it's been a while since I had a creative wri... Posted by Stick Woman on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST |
Trying a "friends only" profile for a while... |
Hey gang,
Just playing with my profile for a little bit. Trying new settings and what have you. If you happen to know of someone that reads my blog that isn't on my subscription list or on... Posted by Stick Woman on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:35:00 PST |
Recipe for the next 6 weeks |
GROUNDHOG STEW
One rotund Punxsutawney groundhog
Two big buckets of snow (avoid the yellow stuff)
One beagle-black and tan paw (optional...depends on how many times it paws you to get your attention w... Posted by Stick Woman on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 09:07:00 PST |
Here she is....Miss Ahmehhricahh... |
I'm not big into watching beauty pageants. I'm not. Really. Wanna know why? (I thought you'd never ask!)
Well, basically, you get a bunch of girls together, paint them up as th... Posted by Stick Woman on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:28:00 PST |