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About Me

Let's see, I was mistaken for Bigfoot. Mascot for Springfield Isotopes. Committed to mental institution. Manager for country singer Lurleen Lumpkin. Former Pin Monkey. Proprietor of 'Mr. Plow' snowplowing service. Memeber of The Be Sharps barbarshop quartet. Went into space as a NASA astronaut. Charged w/ sexual harrassment. Beat up former Pres. George Bush. Cannonball target for travelling freakshow. Unknowing assistant to super-villan 'Scorpio.' Won a Grammy. Was an astronaut. Took on the heavy-weight champ. Alcohol bootlegger during short-lived prohibition in Springfield. Flirted with homophobia. Won the C. Montgomery Burns Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence. Was a food critic.

My Interests

Food (Some of my favortie places to go are Greasy Joe's Bar-B-Q Pit, Gulp `N' Blow, and The Frying Dutchman, which I almost put out of business on its "All You Can Eat Night." Since then, my picture has hung in the restaurant, where I'm known as "Bottomless Pete: Nature's Cruelest Mistake."), Beer (Ah beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel if you will.), and donuts, mmmm....donuts. I would sell my soul for a donut!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Someone to go to Moe's with or just grab a donut.... Feel free to link me!

Music:

The Who, The B-Sharps

Movies:

Pukahontas, Man Getting Hit by Football

Books:

"So, You've Decided To Steal Cable," which also happens to be the most recent book and/or pamphlet I have read.

My Blog

That's it!!!!

That's it!!!!... That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Posted by Homer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

There was a time I was in New York

There was a time I was in New York... I had just arrived in New York City. Trusting a stranger with my camera, I get my photo taken. The guy takes the photograph -- and the camera. I explain to a p...
Posted by Homer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST