Hey whassup my name is James. I do all kinds of stupid stuff. I like hanging out with my friends, listening to metalcore music, playing guitar hero, smoking hookah, doing whatever passes time. I have a personality that can change on a dime and can go from extremely happy to extremely depressed, but hey thats cool no worries. I am a junior at Azusa Pacific University. A great transition from the school I went to the first semester, Point Loma (also known as Auschwitz). I have red hair and although i don't like it sometimes it sure does get the girls (yea right). I'm Irish and love it. I love metalcore music and everything that goes with it (except hardcore dancers). Chilling with friends is about the best thing there is to do in this world, if you're doing absolutely nothing with friends but still talking and making each other laugh, than there is not much that could make that moment better.
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."--Boondock Saints
"America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah! America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to America, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!"--Team America
"You are sweating or condensating. I will kick you in the tights and you will go down top heavy. You glass bitch. You glass bastard"--Dane Cook
"It jumped up a notch!
It did, didn't it?
Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."--Anchorman
"Shit on my dick or blood on my knife?"--Butterfly Effect
"I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough."--The Notebook
"Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
What my partner means is that these are a special breed called umm...
Big motherfuckers."--Bad Boys II
"Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman."--Anchorman
"We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor"--Airplane
"Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yo-yo's, a circus midget, my grandmother riding by on a bicycle gives me the finger, and a duck!"--Black Sheep
"Which candy bar are you getting?
That one...and every one on the bottom row!"--Mitch Hedberg
"You're right, actually. I am pretty- I'm, I'm pretty troubled and I'm, I'm pretty confused. But I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I... I... I think you're the fucking Antichrist."--Donnie Darko
"Is Wayne Brady gonna' have to choke a bitch?"--Dave Chappelle
"God damn Jews! ARGH blacks!"--Dane Cook
"Voting kicks ass right! Cause, uh, if voting kicks ass, you got some kick ass shit!"--Black Sheep
"You want a soooooda?"--Family Guy
"Yes, I am gay. Oh HEY! Do you wanna be gay with me?"--Saving Silverman
"As beautiful as these times are, they are evil when they're gone."--Ultraviolet
"If you're always guided by other people's thoughts, what's the point of having your own?"
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