I'm highly sensually charged. Life is nothing more then a collection of data input before the mind. Our perception of the world and of life is through what we percieve and our interpretation of those perceptions. Touch, taste, sounds, feelings, smells. Focus on each one individually and understand its basic mechanism to best exploit it for pleasure. Perfect euphoria can be reached through the satisfaction of all five. I'd probably be a damned good slut if I wasn't so antisocial. As far as the real world goes, Psychology and cosmetology. I make people less annoying and less ugly. Santa Claus ain't got shit on me.
Sometimes I like to come out, to that place where people run around like cattle. I've considered having one around, though I think having your very own person is big responsibility for anyone, especially someone as irresponsible as me. However I think when I'm ready I'd like to find someone that is house broken, has had all their shots, who is clean and well trained, and as Bob Barker always said, keep your pets spayed and neutered. With that said, there are certain breeds that just irritate my sinuses and allergies and quite honestly they are a nuisance to have around...
I don't have any patience for drunk people.
Ghetto people, I have no words for you. None at all.
Donald Trump just plain pisses me off for no reason at all.
Paris Hilton is ugly and has 0 creativity. Maybe I just don't get it...
Tony wishes he could be as cool as George W. Bush
Most of all, Hillary Clinton, the arch nemisis of all who hate things bitchy and annoying. If Satan himself rose from hell and ran for president with Hitler as his running mate, I'm pretty sure I'd vote for them sooner than Hillary Clinton.
This Morn'Omina, Massive Attack, Suicide Commando, Ladytron, Conetik, Rotersand, Feindflug, Converter, X-Fusion, Dead Can Dance, Eric Prydz, Daft Punk, Solitary Experiments, Combichrist, Neurotic Fish, Wumpscut, Alek Szahala, Astral Projection, Infected Mushroom, Eisley, Snake River Conspiracy, Boards of Canada, Sigur Ros, Stone Temple Pilots, Yoji Yoshino, London After Midnight, Placebo, Benni Benassi... If you don't know what I'm talking about then rot your skull.
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Basket Case, Battle Royale, Frankenhooker, Hellraiser, Night of the Living Dead, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Vampyros Lesbos... They just don't make movies like they used to...
Dragonball series, Fist of the North Star, Oprah, Invader Zim, The Price is Right, House M.D., The Outer Limits, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, South Park, Tenchi Muyo, Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing, Magic Teacher Negima, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach...
Jaesyn's Details
Status: Supersingle except for your mom
Here for: Attention
Orientation: Just your mom
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Hometown: Tampa, Heaven
Ethnicity: Drow Elf
Zodiac: Also your mom
Education: 3 years USF but dropped to go through beauty school because all the ugly girls go to college. (Ex. Your mom)
Occupation: A rogue disguised as a hairdresser.
Body type: 6' 0" / About right for a rogue
Smoke / Drink: A little wine at dinner is good for the heart and lot of weed cures everything else.
Income: A whole lot of gold but not a lot of money...
Kim Jong Il, for not taking shit from ANYONE.
Ken (Street Fighter II) for kicking everyone's ass with the same cheap move.
Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada) just for ruling with a iron fist and a whisper.
Chuck Fuckin Norris, no explaination required.
George W. Bush, people should be happy and carefree, and enjoy what they do, even if its being the president. :)
Daler Mehndi, for being a singer that is actually himself times 3 and making the greatest music video ever.
Maddox, for telling it how it is.
Alizee, for proving to the world that even French cheesy pop singers are better then American ones.
Oprah, for knowing everything about humanity and how to fix it... and she's black too!
Bob Barker, for 998795 years of showing off Barker's Bitches to EVERYONE, and having pissy mothers STILL love him for it.
Vegeta, for inspiring 8 year olds everywhere to kick everyone's ass.
Chris Hanson (MSNBC Dateline), for reducing sex predators into writhing maggots on national television by doing little more then introducing himself.
Lesbian vampires are the hottest thing ever to grace the earth, don't you agree? You'd better, fag.
May one of Bob Ross's happy little trees live in each and every one of us.
In the future I want to be a friendly neighborhood cyborg, just like Robocop.
The Chuck Norris of medicine
Superwoman, you can thank her later.
Sigmund Frued, for putting the sexy into psychology. Even I get penis envy off of him.
Donald Rumsfeld, when US secretary of defence meets cool.