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Jaesyn

World's worst bodybuilder

About Me

-The Essessntials-
+ I work as a hairdresser at Mastercuts at Countryside mall in Clearwater. PST for an appointment. :]
+ I am nocturnal.
+ I *don't* normally like to go out and party or hangout with lots of people, though the Castle is one of my few exceptions.
+ My life is *nothing* like that of most people.
+ I am forgetful and lazy. _
+ My bullshit tolerance is low.
+ I smoke djharim blacks, but at the rate of about a pack every 2-3 weeks.
+ I *hate* alcohol.
+ A clove, a coke, and a bag of skittles makes all problems disappear instantly.
+ I love antiques.
+ I am one of the few privilaged people who get along with their family. Working is something I have the privilage to not have to do, and moving out is something I have no plans to do.
+ I get nervous around lots of people that I don't know unless there is something separating me from the rest of them.
+ I am very smily and happy.
+ But also very lonely.
+ And I'm still happy. *pops a skittle*
+ I think I'm a good writer, and I like to write and read a lot. Though my reading tastes are lean toward science and medical journals and magazines. ^_^"
+ I am underworked and overeducated.
+ At one point in my life I was a major in physics, psychology, and now cosmetology. Maybe its just the transformation from being what society thinks would be best, into doing what I love.
+ I play more videogames then any one person should. :X
+ In a lot of ways I have the maturity level of an 8 year old.
+ Cartoons you
+ I am addicted to incense
+ Short of wearing a rubber suit and getting it a little moist, I can't sweat.
+ Ice is probably my biggest fetish.
+ Imo a cute pair of glasses can add a solid two points to how attractive someone is.
+ I have a passive-aggressive personality.
+ More than anything in the world, I love to dance. Alone. Especially to slow music. That is the story of my life. It's one of those useless things I do better than anyone.
+ Mostly I use this myspace as a place to write and organize my thoughts, and get a little feedback. In truth, I don't keep in touch with other people using myspace, and I fail at meeting people with this.
+ I have an internet addiction, I've had it for years, since I got my hands on it in 6th grade or so. Whatever. It doesn't bother me, I'm a nerd, I do what nerds do, because being planted in front of the TV 60 hrs/week is infinately better amirite? Want to try to break me? I'm always open to new ideas.
+ About as close as I care to get to nature is some herbal incense and a can of Mountain Dew. I don't like animals, but I do like insects, particulary spiders, and bonsai trees. The bonsai tree is the highest expression of guided beauty.
F A Q
Q: Jaesyn, you're such a fag, what is up with those nails of yours?
A: In ancient China, long nails were worn as a sign of nobility and grace. It meant that you we're "above" the peasants, who do manual labor. Perhaps its merely a remnant of a past life, who is to say? Also, sometimes, late at night, I like to pretend that I am a dark elf killer lesbian vampire. Long, blood red claws adds to the realism factor.
Q: Jaesyn, you're a loser man. Why don't you stop playing Warcraft and watching cartoons and get a job, get laid, get something man!
A: I like what I do, if it isn't broke, don't fix it.
Q: Jaesyn, you're fuckin ugly man. Why would anyone want to look like such a freak?
A: Sometimes, at night, I like to hide cupcakes under my fat rolls. Then when your comments make me cry in a corner, I can pick them out and nibble on them while cutting myself
Q: Jaesyn, you smell like a French hooker, what in Nine Hells is that shit you're wearing?
A: A mix of Reaction, from Kenneth Cole, Dragon's Blood/French Vanilla/Midnight Lover incense, and the cloves I occasionally smoke.
Q: Jaesyn, your hair looks like a pile of shit! What the hell did you do to yourself?
A: Thanks for asking! Normally I shave the sides and back, but I've been growing it a little recently. The color was done with 40 vol bleach processed longer on the tips and then moved up, then I colored over the bleached portion with Redkin 8RO, and then used Manic Panic's "wildfire" over the whole thing.
Q: Jaesyn, I am a political/religious fanatic. Tell me your beliefs so I have a reason to fight and argue with you.
A: Only fools pretend to know things to which there is no way of knowing, and it is a waste of time to put thought and effort into something to which you are powerless to change. On the other hand... kings, gods, and everything in between are truely powerless to keep my from living my life as I see fit. With that said, I am agnostic/apathetic, but some people describe me as Republican, since I hate people, animals, nature, and hippies.
Q: Jaesyn, what we really wanted to know is who is the greatest rogue in all of the World...of Warcraft?
A: http://armory.worldofwarcraft.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Blac k+Dragonflight&n=Felarhin
Q: Awesome, will you run me VC?
A: No
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My Interests

I'm highly sensually charged. Life is nothing more then a collection of data input before the mind. Our perception of the world and of life is through what we percieve and our interpretation of those perceptions. Touch, taste, sounds, feelings, smells. Focus on each one individually and understand its basic mechanism to best exploit it for pleasure. Perfect euphoria can be reached through the satisfaction of all five. I'd probably be a damned good slut if I wasn't so antisocial. As far as the real world goes, Psychology and cosmetology. I make people less annoying and less ugly. Santa Claus ain't got shit on me.

I'd like to meet:

Sometimes I like to come out, to that place where people run around like cattle. I've considered having one around, though I think having your very own person is big responsibility for anyone, especially someone as irresponsible as me. However I think when I'm ready I'd like to find someone that is house broken, has had all their shots, who is clean and well trained, and as Bob Barker always said, keep your pets spayed and neutered. With that said, there are certain breeds that just irritate my sinuses and allergies and quite honestly they are a nuisance to have around...

I don't have any patience for drunk people.

Ghetto people, I have no words for you. None at all.

Donald Trump just plain pisses me off for no reason at all.

Paris Hilton is ugly and has 0 creativity. Maybe I just don't get it...

Tony wishes he could be as cool as George W. Bush

Most of all, Hillary Clinton, the arch nemisis of all who hate things bitchy and annoying. If Satan himself rose from hell and ran for president with Hitler as his running mate, I'm pretty sure I'd vote for them sooner than Hillary Clinton.

Music:

This Morn'Omina, Massive Attack, Suicide Commando, Ladytron, Conetik, Rotersand, Feindflug, Converter, X-Fusion, Dead Can Dance, Eric Prydz, Daft Punk, Solitary Experiments, Combichrist, Neurotic Fish, Wumpscut, Alek Szahala, Astral Projection, Infected Mushroom, Eisley, Snake River Conspiracy, Boards of Canada, Sigur Ros, Stone Temple Pilots, Yoji Yoshino, London After Midnight, Placebo, Benni Benassi... If you don't know what I'm talking about then rot your skull.

Movies:

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Basket Case, Battle Royale, Frankenhooker, Hellraiser, Night of the Living Dead, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Vampyros Lesbos... They just don't make movies like they used to...

Television:

Dragonball series, Fist of the North Star, Oprah, Invader Zim, The Price is Right, House M.D., The Outer Limits, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, South Park, Tenchi Muyo, Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing, Magic Teacher Negima, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach...

Books:

Jaesyn's Details

Status: Supersingle except for your mom

Here for: Attention

Orientation: Just your mom

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Hometown: Tampa, Heaven

Ethnicity: Drow Elf

Zodiac: Also your mom

Education: 3 years USF but dropped to go through beauty school because all the ugly girls go to college. (Ex. Your mom)

Occupation: A rogue disguised as a hairdresser.

Body type: 6' 0" / About right for a rogue

Smoke / Drink: A little wine at dinner is good for the heart and lot of weed cures everything else.

Income: A whole lot of gold but not a lot of money...

Heroes:


Kim Jong Il, for not taking shit from ANYONE.
Ken (Street Fighter II) for kicking everyone's ass with the same cheap move.
Miranda Priestly (The Devil Wears Prada) just for ruling with a iron fist and a whisper.
Chuck Fuckin Norris, no explaination required.
George W. Bush, people should be happy and carefree, and enjoy what they do, even if its being the president. :)
Daler Mehndi, for being a singer that is actually himself times 3 and making the greatest music video ever.
Maddox, for telling it how it is.
Alizee, for proving to the world that even French cheesy pop singers are better then American ones.
Oprah, for knowing everything about humanity and how to fix it... and she's black too!
Bob Barker, for 998795 years of showing off Barker's Bitches to EVERYONE, and having pissy mothers STILL love him for it.
Vegeta, for inspiring 8 year olds everywhere to kick everyone's ass.
Chris Hanson (MSNBC Dateline), for reducing sex predators into writhing maggots on national television by doing little more then introducing himself.
Lesbian vampires are the hottest thing ever to grace the earth, don't you agree? You'd better, fag.
May one of Bob Ross's happy little trees live in each and every one of us.
In the future I want to be a friendly neighborhood cyborg, just like Robocop.
The Chuck Norris of medicine
Superwoman, you can thank her later.
Sigmund Frued, for putting the sexy into psychology. Even I get penis envy off of him.
Donald Rumsfeld, when US secretary of defence meets cool.

My Blog

The evocation of Lolth

I've had a little bit of a problem for awhile. I try to keep my car relatively clean, and free of garbage or food, but for some reason my car is infested with roaches. Little bitty pale brown ones. Th...
Posted by Jaesyn on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:13:00 PST

Dust to dust

It's looking like everyone is going to go off onto their separate ways here. Kyra has already moved a lot of her stuff out, and I think I'll start packing mine as well. Seems she is off to Miami now. ...
Posted by Jaesyn on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:02:00 PST

First Impressions

I started a new job here in Holiday at a place across the street called "The Looking Glass". The boss and everyone seem very chill though unlike working in Stalinist Regis, so that is a refreshing cha...
Posted by Jaesyn on Sat, 17 May 2008 05:17:00 PST

A lesson learned

Protip: Never use weightgainer as a survivalist resource. Just because it might have 100% of every nutrient known to mankind does not mean you can live on it. I was running low on money so I figured I...
Posted by Jaesyn on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:52:00 PST

An exercise in futility

Looking for work as a stylist is well, to say the least, irritating. Aside from the normal business of applying and interviewing, most of the times I'm required to do a demonstration. Applying at seve...
Posted by Jaesyn on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:41:00 PST

Ashes to ashes

Well, last night Kyra was talking to her ex, appearently they were just friends for awhile, but this phone call before she left to Miami was supposed to be one where she said goodbye and agreed on goi...
Posted by Jaesyn on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:09:00 PST

SUCH BS

So I had a client come in today, wanted hair like Victoria Beckham. I pull out a picture and my client says ok, give me hair like hers, but don't make it so short. So I cut it the way its shown in the...
Posted by Jaesyn on Fri, 09 May 2008 04:18:00 PST

Well hello again

Something I noticed about myself... I have the same writing traits as these neurotic poets like Edgar Allen Poe and Sylvia Plath. That is, when I'm feeling down, I spend way more time reading and wri...
Posted by Jaesyn on Wed, 07 May 2008 12:07:00 PST

Mastercuts? More like FASTERcuts!

Yep, I have officially entered the warzone of the beauty industry and I am on the front line, working at Mastercuts at Countryside mall. It's fucking rediculous compared with everything I have ever do...
Posted by Jaesyn on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:47:00 PST

So I hear strightrazors are all the new rage

Yeah, just for fun I tried shaving with a straight razor and it got like so much smoother than a regular shave. Except that if you flinch or twitch just a little bit you can totally slice your face op...
Posted by Jaesyn on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:24:00 PST