ALIENS! Kindred Spirits. Jim Henson's Ghost. Any ghost. A sexy sugar momma with a penchant for Film. Gary Oldman. Steven Speilberg. Robert Zemeckis. Ron Howard. Peter Jackson. Chris Columbus. Jim Davis. Natalie Portman. Girls who are HOT on the outside and NERDY on the inside! Keep dreaming you say? Bollox! They DO exist! People with Super Nintendo skills and a love of Eggs Benedict. Someone who can say the alphabet backwards even faster than I can. Mr. Miyagi, who will secretly teach me to be a ninja. Bruce Campbell. Absolutely anyone who is who they are, cuz that's good enough for me.