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About Me

I like to joke around, very sarcastic. If you can't take a joke you're probably not going to like hanging out with me. I like messing around with computers and listening to music all the time. Enjoy movies probably way too much. Uh, I guess that's all for now because I'm terrible at these things.

And now an amazing comic from the best record store around:

My Interests

Music, Movies, Video Games, Computer junx, booze/bars, chillin' with my peeps, driving long distances for no apparent reason, or for fun....just generally being awesome..

I'd like to meet:

Who ever wants to meet me. Members of my fan club.

Music:

- JUST A SMALL SAMPLE
- Iron Maiden
- MANOWAR
- Judas Priest
- DragonForce
- Quiet Riot
- Sex Machineguns
- AC/DC
- Steel Warrior
- Primal Fear
- Stradivarius
- Epica
- Krokus
- Moonsorrow
- Testament
- Magica
- Blind Guardian
- Danzig
- Elvis
- Billy Idol
- Bob Marley
- Alice Cooper
- Beatles
- Hendrix
- Buddy Holly
- The Doors
- Johnny Cash
- Drag The River
- Ten Foot Pole
- Descendents
- ALL
- Pavers
- Bonesaw Romance
- G-Whiz
- Ultimate Fake Book
- Alkaline Trio
- Dwarves
- Andrew WK
- The Shins
- Guitar Wolf
- Liars Academy
- Doc Hopper
- Reggie and the Full Effect
- Weezer
- The Queers
- The Fight
- The Ergs
- Blocko
- Jettison
- Dynamite Boy
- Thirty-Two Frame
- Kid With Man Head
- Armstrong
- Reagon Youth
- The Ataris
- Face to Face
- Epoxies
- Atom and His Package
- Screeching Weasel
- Karate
- The Weakerthans
- Koufax
- The Decemberists
- Propagandhi
- The Means
- Weston
- Killers
- Get Up Kids
- Mr. T Experience
- Beatnik Termites
- Whole Wheat Bread
- Jesuseater
- The Gamits
- Hot Water Music
- Digger
- Green Day
- Mega City 4
- The 5, 6, 7, 8's
- Leatherface
- Bad Religion
- Never Enough
- Sharp Knife
- Paint It Black
- The Loved Ones
- Balzac
- None More Black
- Kid Dynamite
- Shark Attack
- Youth Attack
- Youth of Today
- I Hate You
- Floorpunch
- Charles Bronson
- Scholastic Deth
- Minor Threat
- Good Clean Fun
- Tragedy
- Le Scrawl
- Municipal Waste
- Bruce Banner
- Lack of Interest
- Breakfast
- The Exploder
- FYP
- Beastie Boys
- Ill Bill
- Necro
- Atomsphere
- Louis Logic
- Del
- Kool Keith
- Jedi Mind Tricks
....and more, but i'm tired...you get the general idea.....

Movies:

MY DVD COLLECTION
http://metalmatt.dvdaf.com/

Television:

- Simpsons
- Mr. Show
- Futurama
- Robot Chicken
- Your Friend Andrew W.K.
- Mystery Science Theator 3000
- Monty Python
- Late Night With Conan O'Brien
- Trigger Happy TV
- The Critic
- Drawn Together
- Chappells Show
- Arrested Development
- Quantum Leap
- Get Smart
- MacGuyver

Books:

- Comics/Manga
- Naked Lunch
- King Dork
- Edgar Allen Poe Books
- One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
- nerdy computer books
- Armed to the Teeth with Lipstick
- and biographys/autobiographys are great too

My Blog

The 5 greatest movies ever made (according to me)

1. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2. Wild Zero 3. The Shining 4. The Shawshank Redemption 5. There Will Be Blood The Jerk also gets a very honorable mensi...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:47:00 PST

Weston/Ergs & other awesomeness

Well the drive to philly wasn’t bad, then we had to park in some shifty ass parking lot, but that turned out ok. Besides getting cracked in the head with a full beer bottle, and having my legs a...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:19:00 PST

Iron Maiden, ROH and Red Stripe

Ok so Friday was amazingness I got to see the greatest band of all time, for somehow, the 4th time. Incase you haven’t figured it out Iron Maiden was whom I had the pleasure of seeing. A short 3...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:01:00 PST

the holy trinity of pop punk

Mr. T Experience - "And I Will Be With You"Screeching Weasel - "Joanie Loves Johnny"The Queers - "Tamara's a Punk"screeching weasel had to get a live video cause, well i ...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:43:00 PST

The Good, The Bad and the OK (movies 2007)

It suprizingly hasn't been a bad year for movies, actually pretty good. And boredom has made me throw together a list. Hopefully I got them right and the years didn't bleed together in my bad memory. ...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

RIP Evel Knievel

CLEARWATER, Fla. - Evel Knievel, the red-white-and-blue-spangled motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over barzoic obstacles including Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him ...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:32:00 PST

Away Message....

Why don't people understand the concept of away messages? I can't tell you how many people send me a message when I'm away, they get my away message and either they're totally baffled about it or they...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:39:00 PST

I’m back from Salem and it’s Halloween!

Salem ruled so much, I recommend anyone who likes Halloween to go. It's like Halloween city, plus it has a pirate museum! Anyway its finally Halloween now, the best holiday ever. (despite the lack of ...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:54:00 PST

Baseball

Oh I miss it already ...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:19:00 PST

In honor of Halloween coming

Here's some Balzac! ...
Posted by There Will Be Matt! on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST