Golf, sports, eBay, cooking, writing, thrift stores, cheese, Amstel Light, SF Giants, the serial comma, Waffle House, American lit, coffee, dive bars, Bill Simmons (the Sports Guy), sushi, the occasional chick flick, mac-n-cheese, Irish Car Bombs, flip-flops, iced tea, really clever greeting cards, Proud Mary, breakfast, In-n-Out Burger, Jello shots, and unicorns.
Mr. Peanut, Scuba Steve, Richie Tenenbaum, Jay Cutler, Milhouse, a real-live ninja, Kirk Herbstreit, Michael Jordan, and these guys...
AC/DC, G 'n R, Galactic, Jurassic 5, Guster, Karl Denson, Rolling Stones, Cake, Beastie Boys, Queen, Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, anything Motown, Johnny Cash, Robert Earl Keen, Willie Nelson, Stevie Wonder, Los Lonely Boys... and yes, Kelly Clarkson.
The Royal Tenenbaums, Old School, Anchorman, Billy Madison, Little Miss Sunshine, Caddyshack, Rushmore, Finding Nemo, Garden State, Thank You for Smoking, Remember the Titans, Walk the Line, Stick It (duh).
SportsCenter, Simpsons, Sex and the City, Seinfeld, Law and Order, SVU, Iron Chef, 90210, Grey's Anatomy, The Office, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
East of Eden, Winter of Our Discontent, anything by John Steinbeck really, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Life of Pi, Great Gatsby, Tender Is the Night, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Harry Potter.
Ron Burgundy and Mr. Peanut.