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Jennifer

You gotsta brang ass to get ass - Bobby Womack

About Me

You remember that scene in Xanadu where the two guys go to the soon to be nightclub and have two very different visions of what Xanadu is to become? Gene Kelly has envisioned a jumpin 40s club and Michael took a different approach with the, ahem, "rockin" 70s glam type disco thing. Then the two merged and the lindy hoppers started making out with the Solid Gold dancer people...Well, there you go then. That says a lot about me.

My Interests

Music:

Otis Redding, The Pernice Brothers, Lewis Taylor, The Manhattans, Fountains of Wayne, Marvin Gaye, Rolling Stones, Old 97s, Rhett Miller, Sean Costello, Elvis Costello, Kathleen Edwards, Cameo, The OJays, The Temptations, Ryan Adams, The Five Heartbeats, Eddie Hinton, Gene Chandler, William Bell, Howard Tate, Joss Stone, Rich Price, Queen, Willie Nelson, Wilco, The Stray Cats. Solomon Burke, Prince, Teenage Fanclub, My Morning Jacket, Jimmy LaFave, Kelly Willis, Holland Dozier, Journey,Etta James, Marvin Sease, Marshall Crenshaw, any and all Finn brothers combinations/collaborations, Big Sandy, Neko Case, The Wonders, Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters, Lisa Gerrard, The Weepies and bagpipes. I love bagpipes. Seriously. I either tear up or grin from ear to ear like a muppet. Sometimes both I suppose...

Movies:

Auntie Mame, Xanadu, Rushmore, Love Actually, The Royal Tannenbaums, Valley Girl, Still Crazy, The Five Heartbeats, That Thing You Do, Return To Me, Tootsie, Moonstruck, Secretary, Ghost World, Lost In Translation, The Ref, Wet Hot American Summer, Kung Fu Hustle, Shanghai Noon, Wedding Crashers, Pirates of the Carribean, X-men, Bugsy Malone, Casablanca, Stick It (for sure!), Pride and Prejudice

Television:

The Sopranos, Curb your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, King of the Hill, America's Next Top Model (why lie?!? I love it...), Six Feet Under, The OC, 90210, Quantum Leap, CSI (damn it...I held out as long as I could), Project Runway, Deadwood, Heroes, Gilmore Girls, Dirt, Flavor or Love Charm School,The Soup and The Girls Next Door, The Soup, Big Love

Books:

David Sedaris, Dominick Dunne, Dave Eggers, Michael Chabon, Janet Evanovich, Patricia Cornwell, Nick Hornby, Neil Gaiman, Chuck Klosterman, and the Jenna Jameson autobiography reads like a very dirty white trash fairy tale.

Heroes:

Hiros.

My Blog

If you don't think this is hilarious...

...then we seriously need to revisit our friendship. Word. RHOMBUS!!Adventure Time
Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

Field of Greens

After a week of road food I thought I'd search out a healthy lunch here in Houston. My foodie friend Ruthie and I decided a vegetarian place might do the trick as I'd burst into tears if I even saw an...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:03:00 PST

And here I thought I was so worldly...

You are 100% Pittsburgh.  Great job! There's nooooo doubt about it.  You're from Da Burgh.  You deserve a reward, so go have an Ahrn City or two.  And GO STILLERS!How Pittsburg...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

Dear January 2007

Dear January,You can suck it. Ha! I beat you! I survived you despite your best efforts, you jackass! You managed to make every single person in my family sick (you KNOW how much I hate barf), you got ...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:30:00 PST

The jig is up...

So apparently there is a way to track who is looking at your profile. Great...How in the hell are we expected to snoop around and cyber spy on people we don't know or talk to with any privacy? What is...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:40:00 PST

This made me ridiculously happy...

Your results:You are Wonder WomanWonder Woman 95%Iron Man 90%Supergirl 90%The Flash 85%Green Lantern 80%Hulk 80%Robin 70%Spider-Man 70%Catwoman 65%Batman 60%Superman 60%You are a beautiful princesswit...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:19:00 PST

Yeah. Never heard this before...

                                    What character from 'Will &am...
Posted by Jennifer on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:42:00 PST

!!!

Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:26:00 PST

Woo-Hoo! I LOVE her! Classic dame indeed!

Rosalind RussellYou scored 23% grit, 38% wit, 23% flair, and 26% class! You are one wise-cracking lady, always quick with a clever remark and easily able to keep up with the quips and puns that c...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:04:00 PST

Yeah, big surprise....

You are LaFawnduh. Why are you so sweaty? Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST