Patrick

miss s. carolina written transcript

just as funny in text:I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like suc...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:38:00 PST

24 / america

so i have been sucked into watching season 2 of the show 24 on dvd.  i have now watched 5 of the 6 discs in the season and realized something strange about this show.  on the day that this s...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:06:00 PST

new spam names

these are the best names ever.  seriously.Laverne R. FountainLouella GoodeMaryanne O. BusbyHumfrey DatooJedidiah RudolphMadison CrispinPutnam Octavia...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:38:00 PST

make the switch

myspace sucks.  everyone needs to switch to virb.com.  for serious.  fuck myspace.  virb.com.  more navigable.  doesn't look stupid.  less spam (for now...find me he...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

new boredness

1. Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed?not lately. 2. Have you ever seen your best friends cry?some. 3. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?..flintstones 4. What is the last thi...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

bored.

A list in-between One word answers. No repeats.1. Where is your cell phone?shelf.2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?nope.3. You...
Posted by Patrick on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST

spam names

today i opened my spam emails for the first time pretty much ever. the "people" who send these emails have the greatest names ever.  these are my favorites:Baraka RhythimMathilda SmartwoodGethsem...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

overrated / underrated

overrated:respectmy jobmoneymary poppinsunderrated:the gipsy kingsbeing content in what you spend 40 hours a week doingthe romance of drinking wine from the bottleone of a kind summer & rissa pill...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

wtf

b.s.more like it....
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST

beating a dead horse

so would anyone like to guess what the lead story was tonight on the ABC evening news.  iraq?  no.  minimum wage hike?  nope.  global warming?  negative.  it was new...
Posted by Patrick on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:04:00 PST