ktMO 101
Syllabus
A. Scope: This course involves a careful examination of a rare breed of 21 year old. Students who complete this course successfully will be able to exemplify the characteristics of ktMO as well as demonstrating proficient knowledge of the strange behaviors associated with the subject. Emphases are on development of basic drinking skills, excessive movie quoting, and solution of time management problems. It is an exploratory, first course in ktMO designed primarily for students planning to attempt social contact with ktMO. However, it also meets the needs of many students with other interests, as a refresher course in crappy horror movies from the 80's, a course for getting the most out of Shark Week, a course for post-graduate students training to be impulsive, overly festive human beings, or a course that provides students with a general "feel" for the subject of Shawshank Redemption.
B. Course Objectives
1. To prepare students for adapting to the sporatic behaviors of an ENFP
2. To introduce students to the horror movie genre
3. To orient students with male labrador retrievers
4. To develop students' tolerance of cheap beer and dark liquor
5. To provide students with an understanding of what it's like to be ktMO
C. Course Topics
1. University of South Carolina football
2. Video games that girls like to play
3. Buying mascara and applying methods
4. How to maximize your day with a wine hangover.
5. How to pack your purse in the sketchiest way possible.
6. Avoiding routines at any costs
7. Morgan Freeman motion pictures
8. Bojangles chicken
9. Turning your car into a 7th grade P.E. locker
10. Megalodons
11. Getting away with liking the latest Indie sensation, European electronic music and Soulja Boy
12. How to not give a fuck
13. Alternative expletives
14. Drinking an entire case of beer at the pool.
D. Texts and Required Supplies
1. Harry Potter 1-7 (advanced knowledge required)
2. iPod
3. Bacardi 151, doritos, and Dr. Pepper
4. The Shawshank Redemption (Collector's Edition)
5. "OK Computer"-Radiohead (available used and new)
6. Resident Evil 4
Recommended Materials
1. Overdraft protection
2. Natty Light
3. "How to Not be Offended by Anything"
4. Sporting equipment
E. Suggestions for Success
Students who wish to excell in this subject should always stick to being themselves, as ktMO has an eye for fakers and not a stomach to tolerate them. Be open to try new things and be ready to hear the most ridiculous sentences ever assembled by the English language. Be ready to enjoy activities outdoors and never growing up. Caring about the judgments of other is strongly discouraged. New music will be introduced frequently. Alcohol will be consumed in excess. Being overly festive for holidays and occasions is typical. Considerate actions are held in the highest regards; rude, bossy people will be soaked in kerosene, lit, and used for firewood. Hold on tight and try to keep up, it's a hell of a ride.
