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About Me

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I am a 31 year old single mother of a wonderful daughter who is 10. I enjoy dancing, movies, singing, the theater, art museums, camping, long walks, long talks, or just spending a quiet evening at home. I am very affectionate love to cuddle. My philosophy in life is "If you let life happen you don't get the life you want. Make the life you want happen."
You Have A Type A- Personality
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?
Softkey Left softkey Right MY PERSONALITY ANALYSIS BY TELEVAC DONE AT PUYALLUP FAIR 9-9-06 THIS WAS ALL DONE BASED ON ME WRITING MY NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND PLACED IN A COMPUTER, THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME WELL KNOW ALL OF IT IS TRUE, SCAREY HUH?.....YOU HAVE EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD POWERS OF CONCENTRATION....YOU CAN BE COLD AND ALOOF ONE MOMENT AND WARM AND AFFECTIONATE THE NEXT....YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL A GOOD DEAL FOR ALL SORTS OF REASONS....YOU TEND TO BE A PERFECTIONIST....YOU TEND TO BE THRIFTY BY NATURE....YOU HAVE A DEEP DESIRE TO STAY YOUNG FOREVER....YOU CAN BE VERY STUBBORN AT TIMES....YOU TEND TO LIVE IN A WORLD OF THOUGHT, NOT THINGS....YOU ARE GENERALLY EASY TO GET ALONG WITH....YOU ARE A QUICK THINKER AND HAVE A CALCULATING MIND....YOU ARE AMBITIOUS AND HAVE MANY SECRET DESIRES....YOU OFTEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS .. data="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u= 5905488" Your Linguistic Profile:
75% General American English
10% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
[Marital Status] Divorcing
[Shoe size] 8 1/2
[Parents still together] no
[Siblings] not that I know of
[Pets] three cats
FAVORITES
[Color] red
[Number] 7
[Animal] not sure
[Drinks] tequila
[Soda] diet coke
[Book] Wifey
[Flower] white rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] yes
[Twirl your hair?] yes
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] yes
[Cheat on tests/homework?] no
[Drink/Smoke?] yes/yes
[Like roller coasters?] afraid of them hope to conquer that fear soon
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yes
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] sometimes
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] no
[Considered a life of crime?] no
[Considered being a hooker?] yes it was a dark time in my life
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes
[Been in lust?] yes
[Used someone] yes
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] no
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yes
[Stolen anything?] yes
[Held a gun] no
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] black sweater and slacks
[Current mood] content
[Current taste] coffee
[What you currently smell like] laundry detergent
[Current hair] blonde, long
[Current thing I ought to be doing] faxing paperwork
[Current cd in stereo] U2
[Last book you read] The road to OZ
[Last movie you saw] Dead Mans Chest
[Last thing you ate] don't remember
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Mom
[Do drugs?] no
[Believe there is life on other planets?] no
Remember your first love?] yes
[Still love him/her?] yes
[Read the newspaper?] sometimes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] N/A
[Wear hats] sometimes
[Hate yourself?] not anymore :)
[Have an obsession?] no
[Collect anything?] yes
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] yes
[Care about looks] somewhat
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Bobby Johnson
[First kiss] Bobby Johnson
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yes
[Are you a tease?] sometimes
[Too shy to make the first move?] no
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] sometimes
[Bitch/Asshole] sometimes
[sarcastic] gee let me think, am I? lol
[Angel] heaven's no
[Devil] hell no
[Shy] no
[Talkative] very
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You scored as Sleeping Beauty. Your alter ego is Princess Aurora, a.k.a. Sleeping Beauty! You are beautiful and enchanting, and as sweet as ever.

Sleeping Beauty


81%

Cinderella


75%

Goofy


63%

The Beast


56%

Ariel


50%

Peter Pan


50%

Pinocchio


50%

Donald Duck


31%

Snow White


25%

Cruella De Ville


25%
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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You Have a Sanguine Temperament
You are an optimistic person who is easily content.
You enjoy casual, light tasks - never wanting to delve too deep into anything. A bit fickle, it's easy for you to change plans or paths when presented with something better. You enjoy all of the great things life has to offer - food, friends, and fun. A great talker, you can keep the conversation going for hours. You are optimistic and sure of your success. If you fail, you don't worry about it too much. What Temperment Are You?
Your True Birth Month Is March
Moody (true) Secretive (true) Revengeful (true) Trustworthy (true) Affectionate (true) Loves traveling (true) Loves attention (true) Shy and reserved (not so much) Musically talented (true) Loves home decor (true) Not easily angered (depends) Sensitive to others (true) Loves special things (true) Attractive personality (true) Loves to serve others (true) Loves peace and serenity (true) Observant and assess others (true) Loves to dream and fantasize (true) Appreciative and returns kindness (true) Hasty decisions in choosing partners (true ...sigh) Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic (true)What's Your True Birth Month?
You scored as The world of a romantic. You live for a world of romance. Someone who would just love to hold your hand and sit by a roaring fire and talk about dreams with would make you very happy. With you romance is not a dead thing, but a must. Don't give up. click/

The world of a romantic


85%

The world of child


75%

The high rollers world


55%

The World of Mystery


50%

The fantasy world


35%
What world do you live in? (PICTURES)
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Pisces - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You're very tuned into your lover's feelings - and always doing something caring.
Sweetness - you're the most romantic person your partner has ever met.
You get easily swept away and are a total delight to fall in love with.
Your negative traits:
You are super duper sensitive and find it hard to get out of a sad mood.
It's difficult for you to tell your sweetie no, even when you should.
You often tell your partner what they want to hear, instead of being honest.
Your ideal partner:
Is straight from a fairy tale - the man or woman of your dreams
Is a total romantic, with an artistic or creative side
Loves to express their love to you, in all sorts of unique ways
Your dating style:
Dreamy. You like traditional romantic dates, like picnics in the park and candlelight dinners.
Your seduction style:
Fearless - you try what your partner suggests, no matter how unusual.
Loving. You'll take your pleasure second, if necessary.
Internal. A lot of your enjoyment takes place within your head.
Tips for the future:
Be more realistic. Your romantic ideal is nice, but it may just not happen.
Let go of your fear of rejection - it's holding you back from being with your true love.
Open yourself up to a new love. The person you think you want make not be the one..
Best color to attract mate: Seafoam green
Best day for a date: Friday What's Your Love Profile?
The Part of You That No One Sees
You are passionate, romantic, and emotional.
You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it.
You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out.
Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable.
Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there.
You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful. What's the Part of You That No One Sees?
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!

Mysterious


75%

Diamond Eyes


50%

Eyes full of Pain


42%

Passion


33%
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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You Are Lacy Panties
You're one seductive chica, but you've also got a ton of class.
You are like a pinup girl, with timeless beauty and sexiness.
Men are afraid to talk to you, knowing they'll be addicted to your charm immediately.
Only a true manly man, confident in himself, is your perfect match. What Kind of Panties Are You?
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My Interests

Sometimes You Can't Make it On Your OwnTough, you think you’ve got the stuff You’re telling me and anyone You’re hard enoughYou don’t have to put up a fight You don’t have to always be right Let me take some of the punches For you tonightListen to me now I need to let you know You don’t have to go it aloneAnd it’s you when I look in the mirror And it’s you when I don’t pick up the phone Sometimes you can’t make it on your ownWe fight all the time You and I… that’s alright We’re the same soul I don’t need… I don’t need to hear you say That if we weren’t so alike You’d like me a whole lot moreListen to me now I need to let you know You don’t have to go it aloneAnd it’s you when I look in the mirror And it’s you when I don’t pick up the phone Sometimes you can’t make it on your ownI know that we don’t talk I’m sick of it all Can - you - hear - me – when – I - Sing, you’re the reason I sing You’re the reason why the opera is in me…Where are we now? I’ve got to let you know A house still doesn’t make a home Don’t leave me here alone...And it’s you when I look in the mirror And it’s you that makes it hard to let go Sometimes you can’t make it on your own Sometimes you can’t make it The best you can do is to fake it Sometimes you can’t make it on your own I enjoy movies, theater, camping, long walks and talks, singing karoke, going dancing or just an evening in. I love to cook and cuddle up.
You scored as The Corpse Bride.

The Corpse Bride


94%

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory


81%

The Nightmare Before Christmas


63%

Edward Scissorhands


56%

Pee Wee's Big Adventure


50%
What Tim Burton movie do you belong in?
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You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.

Blind Folds


67%

Biting


58%

Whips


42%

Bondage


33%

Blood


25%

Chains/Handcuffs


25%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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Your Heart Is Red
You're a passionate lover - you always have a huge fire in your heart.
Too bad it's hard for you to be passionate about just one person!

Your flirting style: Outgoing and sexy

Your lucky first date: Drinks and dancing

Your dream lover: Is both stable and intense

What you bring to relationships: Honesty What Color Heart Do You Have?
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?
.. You scored as Red. You are a red rose! A red rose signifies love. You are someone who loves to be in love! You like all the romantic, sweet things in life.

Red


100%

Pink


67%

Black


50%

Orange


50%

White


33%

Yellow


17%
Which Color Rose Are You?
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I'd like to meet:


Old friends and new not looking for anything else cause I got a man lol The Love of My Life:Is honestIs loyalIs trustworthyTreasure's MeSee's me for who I amLoves me with all my flawsMakes me happyLeaves me speechlessMakes me feel beautifulMakes me feel desiredGives me security and makes me feel safeEmbraces meDrys my tearsMakes me tingle with every single touchTakes care of me in my weaknessLoves meIs my futureMike you are the love of my life and I only hope I can do for you all you have done for me. Monica
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Michael 61% Compatible ♥ Monica and Michael have been romantically-together for awhile now, indicating a degree of compatibility. Similar personality descriptions are a plus. Their difference of faith will likely cause friction. The fact that Michael is a big sports fan could be divisive, in terms of how the couple spends their time. The fact that the two hold different political beliefs may be a sore spot. Furthermore, their astrological signs are not in harmony. But their views on children are similar. Monica and Michael have a number of compatibility weak spots. While not insurmountable, these issues will take true effort to resolve. ♥

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Music:

You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test
You Are Marcia Brady
Confident yet kind. Popular yet down to earth. You're a total dream girl.
You've got the total package - no wonder everyone's a little jealous of you. What Brady Are You? kid shoots himself

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Movies:

Gone With the Wind, My Fair Lady ,50 First Dates, Anchorman , Bill Cosby Himself, Ace Ventura , Vanilla Sky, Phantom of the Opera, So I Married an Axe Murderer, All the Austin Power Movies , Bruce Almighty, Dumb and Dumber, Charlies Angels, Dirty Dancing , Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Anything with Johnny Depp mmmmm he's yummy and many many more.......

Television:

Jeff Dunham & Walter FULL!
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You scored as Dr. Sean McNamara, You are Dr. Sean McNamara! The hardworking family man who has a tender heart, an ethical soul, yet no business skills whats-o-ever. Emotionally passive you keep your feelings inside...until you finally explode.

Michelle Latham


67%

Dr. Sean McNamara


67%

Dr. Christian Troy


63%

Gina Russo


58%

Dr. Bobolit


46%

Julia McNamara


42%

Kimber Henry


33%

Matt McNamara


33%

Dr. Liz Cruz


33%

The Carver


21%
Nip/Tuck Character Quiz
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Books:

Not much of a reader I prefer to write you can view my poetry on my yahoo 360 site under my screen name yummy_momma

Heroes:

I need a hero!! I'm holding on for a hero till the end of the night, he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be larger then life!! ;)

My Blog

Ever wake up just pissed off?

I am  not sure exactly why I woke up this way but I think it is a combination of things. All I know is I am feeling stressed out and very unhappy. Mike and I seem to be arguing more and more late...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:55:00 PST

Mikes response

My dearest Monica, I'm Writing you this letter because sometimes I have a hard time saying just how I feel into words. So I'm putting it into a letter. Monica, I am by no means a perfect man. I am fla...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:14:00 PST

Another week for the books

So last night I got home after being in the hospital since wednesday night. Once again Lori sent Jaden over here sick this last weekend and this time it was the flu she passed it off as food poisening...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:08:00 PST

Ever feel like nobody gives a damn?

That is exactly how I feel today. Mike and I got into another arguement and nothing feels resolved. I got so stressed out and upset i thought I might be having contractions Even now I feel worn out, e...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:20:00 PST

It continues

So a couple hours  ago he called saying he was going to head home and pick up my prescription on the way. That was two hours ago!!!!!!  Oh such irony here I am venting and he calls needless ...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Sun, 18 May 2008 05:39:00 PST

Every noticed?

Ever noticed how people try to cover up how they really feel with a simple phrase? This happened to me today. I am not feeling very well today. One of the things that I am dealing with is signs of pre...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Sat, 17 May 2008 02:00:00 PST

New Milestone

Today I had another ultra sound. Isaac is doing great!!!! Mike went with me it was fun to see how active he is and the best news is he looks perfectly healthy. My doctor informed me we hit a huge mile...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Sat, 17 May 2008 08:44:00 PST

A Light

I don't know what happened but I am glad that it did. Up until recently Mike has been very detached from this pregnancy. I have felt very alone in dealing with the health issues and have gone to a maj...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:12:00 PST

Nightmare

I woke up this morning in a complete panic attack. The dream I had is so real  I am blogging it because I just need to get it out. I will first type out the dream and then my interpretation of it...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:54:00 PST

Finally Home

Well last I blogged I wrote I was heading to the hospital. Friday evening I checked in and I was feeling very ill and emotional. After a day or two the culture came back on my infection I went to the ...
Posted by Watch out pregnant woman on the loose!!!!! on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:39:00 PST