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tom selleck's stash

show me someone who doesn't play air guitar, and i will show you a fucking pinko commi.

About Me

on your chest i be droppin duces stick your fat fucking face through some fat fucking nooses i'll show you what the true meaning of abuse is when i chop up you and strap you to my back in multiple papooses and blend up your human juices with tonic and grey gooses cause my mom likes her vodka with a plethora of fucking uses


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My Interests

water in nearly any form, avocados, naps in the sun, art, being outside, live music, chillaxin.

I'd like to meet:

those who are expecting it least. preferably someone that looks like an angel, covered in dreams.

Music:

reggae, funk, classic rock, soul, r&b, maybe a little folk, you know... the good shit. i am going to admit it: i hate jazz.i will miss james brown. VIVA LA FUNK.

Movies:

the cohen bros, tarantino, almodovar, kubric, star wars...an allstar cliche lineup.

Television:

it's just lost for me right now... but there is always house md, the l word, the office, cartoons of various kinds, and i would be lying to myself if i didn't include the x-files.

Books:

high fidelity, the life of pi, the first part of lolita, and my sex book from 1917. victorian sex was so hot.

Heroes:

kids who respect old people, old people who are still lively, (maybe i should say "the elderlies" or "old-heads") good people.... they're still out there. right now, however, my hero is the only dude on the bus who didn't laugh at me when i totally ate shit getting on.

My Blog

blogs are for bitches.

1.Do you hate your last boyfriend/girlfriend?ahh no sir. he is a cool dude.2. When is the last time you took a nap?i certainly tried my darndest today.3. Do you only drink bottled water?no i drink lot...
Posted by tom selleck's stash on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:38:00 PST

what’s my most prominent chakra?

..http://quizfarm.com//images/1154257903sahasrara.jpg"  >You scored as Sahasrara (Crown of Head/Conciousness/Beliefs), The seventh chakra, named Sahasrara, is located at the crown of the head. It...
Posted by tom selleck's stash on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:00:00 PST

informer lyrics.

you know you had no idea what that dude was throwing down.... "Informer"[CHORUS:]InformerYou know say daddy me snow me-a (gonna) blameA licky boom-boom down'Tective man he say, say Daddy Me Snow me st...
Posted by tom selleck's stash on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST