Rupert

Okay Okay, I'll reveal my dirty little secret... I'm just a stuffed gorilla manufactured in a factory somewhere in taiwan. I've spent all my life at the leisure of whatever human posessed me, which, unfortunatly resulted in my banishment behind a bed in a dorm room in Denton. Her name was Holly and I resent her to no end for her favoritism towards a stupid monkey named Horatio (We are not on speaking terms).One day her friend (Joe Kickass) found me and took me in. He brought me out of my life of loneliness and resentment, and introduced me to his friends. I've come along nicely, even to the extent of creating a myspace account. I've now forgiven Holly for what she has done and regularly party with her. At the moment, I am currently stranded in Plano at Natasha's house after that jackass Joe drunkenly left me after a party. She has taken care of me nicely and isn't that bad to look at. Tee hee...