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Jeff Hawn

Are you ready to become an ICEMAN?? .. ..

About Me

"Some people say I am an ass, some people kiss my ass, and some people try to imitate my ass." Jeff Hawn 2007 Myspace Extended Network Banners
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My Interests

My Family Hot Sauce History Sports Music Comedy and Trivia ..

I'd like to meet:

September 1st, 6pm... Papa John's Pizza Back Room. Captain's meeting for all interested in playing on the WWF O-DC Wiffleball ICEMAN LEAGUE!! This will be your last chance to sign up your 4-5 player team for this league. If you can't make it... please go to: http://www. myspace. com/odcwiffleball or send an e-mail to [email protected] you know anyone who would be interested...please let them know...Thanks Jeff Hawn President, World Wiffleball Federation

Music:



Movies:

Go Cubbies!!!

Television:

OLTL, HISTORY CHANNEL, SPORTS. KING OF QUEENS

Books:

Stephen King and biographies....anything about historical places. Egypt, armegeddon, prophecy..etc.

Heroes:

Anyone who stands for what they believe in and speaks thier minds..My Mom and Dad and my Wife and kids.. Opie and Anthony, Jim Norton, Shaq, Aramis Ramirez, Derrek Lee, Carlos Zambrano, Mike Gravel, Bill Clinton, Detroit Willie, Metallica, The Beatles, Lenny Dykstra, Kenny Battle, Deron Williams, Dee Brown,Ted Dibiase, Shane Douglas, Medicated Taint, the kid that hit Papa John with the book thrown from the schoolbus, Denis Leary, Andy Kaufman, and anyone out there with talent who is just trying to make it Hope Solo...one bad motha!!

My Blog

Happy Happy Joy Joy...Metallicats get ready!!: Metallica - Cyanide (Ozzfest 2008)

Check out this video: Metallica - Cyanide (Ozzfest 2008) I have heard 3 of the new songs.....and they are fuckin' sweet! This album is gonna blow yer damn brains out!...
Posted by Jeff Hawn on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:55:00 PST

ICEMAN Wiffleball Sign-ups

September 1st, 6pm... Papa John's Pizza Back Room. Captain's meeting for all interested in playing on the WWF O-DC Wiffleball ICEMAN LEAGUE!! This will be your last chance to sign up your 4-5 player t...
Posted by Jeff Hawn on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:31:00 PST

George Carlin You will be missed! R.I. P.

If everyone was a little bit more like George Carlin....the world would be a better place. You can learn alot from his words..I have...and I am proud to say he was a hero of mine.Donkey...
Posted by Jeff Hawn on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:31:00 PST

B.D. Tastebuds Hot Sauce and Energy Drink Review...

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Posted by Jeff Hawn on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 01:36:00 PST

Notes from Surrey Drive East

Here I sat..at 32 So in love...almost never blue My Wife my Kids My Dog all sweet Neck is red from the early summer heat I have been granted nearly every wish Yet, I do not eat from thy golden dish If...
Posted by Jeff Hawn on Thu, 01 May 2008 03:35:00 PST

The problem with Human Sheep

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Posted by Jeff Hawn on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:46:00 PST

Hawnisms

Here I am baby...sittin in me fancy chair...in my own home....with three silly people I love near me...It's almost March 2008...I am 32.. I am as happy as ever..I have the greatest parents...the beste...
Posted by Jeff Hawn on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:19:00 PST

Our New Residence and other amusing tidbits

Well, now that we are all done moving and I know the joys of owning my own home.....I am filled with great joy and an undying sense of relief....as I sit here and look at our half-way unpacked house n...
Posted by Jeff Hawn on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:55:00 PST

me at 31

As I close out the 31st year of my life I feel that I am at peace with who I am for the first time in my life. Although very few people know the real me, I at last have come to an understanding of mys...
Posted by Jeff Hawn on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:05:00 PST

South Park is coooooo!

South Parks reminds me of me and my chums back at Thruston when I was little...am I evil...yes I am Go Tomcats! ...
Posted by Jeff Hawn on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:45:00 PST