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Jared

The greatest productive force is human selfishness.

About Me

UNDER CONSTRUCTION!If you don't know me personally or by association I probably will NOT add you as a friend. It puts the lotion on it's skin and it does what it is told. The beatings will continue until morale improves. That is all.

My Interests

Food. Water. Sleep. Shelter. Friends. Family. Physical Fitness. A wide variety of ice cold beers (preferably dark and in a bottle). Shooting guns. Skiing.
Your Birthdate: December 25
You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek.
It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with.
Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots!

Your strength: Your unfailing logic

Your weakness: Loving machines more than people

Your power color: Tan

Your power symbol: Pi

Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'd like to meet:

Tyler Durden, Yoda, Robert A. Heinlein, and Genghis Khan.
You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).

Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.

What Kind of Soul Are You?
Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Music:

Whatever you bring to the table.

Movies:

Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Gladiator, Troy, King Arthur, Saving PVT Ryan, Blackhawk Down, Resevoir Dogs, Knockaround Guys, every Conan and Mad Max, The Usual Suspects, Ocean's Eleven (& Twelve), Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Sleven, Sin City, V for Vendetta, 300, Zoolander, Mystery Men, Old School, Road Trip, Freddy Got Fingered, Starsky and Hutch, Anchorman, and pretty much any other comedy or action movie ever made. The bloodier the better. Oh, I also enjoy dramas, sci-fi, fantasy and horror films, and anything else with a decent plot.

Television:

Music videos, Seinfeld, LOST, Heroes, Nip/Tuck, Samurai Champloo, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, The Simpsons, Family Guy, and other random shows on Cartoon Network. Most TV is bullshit. Go read a book.

Books:

Mostly Sci-fi, fantasy, and historical fiction. A good graphic novel is always nice, just to mix it up. Thrillers and Murder books are OK if they're unpredictable. Here are some of my favorite authors. Robert Jordan, Terry Goodkind, Mathew Woodring Stover, George R. R. Martin, Robert A. Heinlein, Terry Brooks, Tolkien, Michael Crichton, Dean Koontz, and Conn Iggulden.

Heroes:

Robert A. Heinlein, Conan, GAP, Hari Michaelson, Perla!, every man or woman who has ever served in any branch of the armed services of the United States, and last but not least my little big brother, Jeff Jr.

My Blog

"Conan, what is good in life?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." Personally, I feel Conan (aka The Govenator) was right on the money with his response.  What say ...
Posted by Jared on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:23:00 PST