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Chibby the Riot Bear

Steady Loungin'

About Me

I love my people. I love my dog. I love tea. I love cheese. I love hip hop. I love the westcountry. I love the countryside in general. I love other music that isn't hip hop. I love footie. I love yoghurt. I love films. I love Wales. I love comics. I love NY. I love my mum's ford fiesta and any car I'm allowed to drive. I love books. I love my job. I love my boss. I love Goran Ivanisevic. I love vinyl. I love Blade. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

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My Interests

Hip Hop. Diggin, making beats, rappin', writing etc. All music, a few instruments, lots of films, books, comics, art and all other creative endeavour and input. All sporty active outdoor shit, football crosses all boundaries and is the planet's beating heart. Cricket is also very dope. The countryside, cities are no place for a human being. Getting the hell away from where I currently am.

I'd like to meet:

Sam Peckinpah; Ace and Rockschool; Ultimate Warrior; Blade the Daywalker, not the rapper; the Biz Markie; Derren Brown; Black Shuck; '91 Ice Cube - he'd hate me; KRS; Flava Flav; Boudicea; Melmoth the Wanderer; Ray Harryhausen; Screech; David Yow; Masta Ace; Primo; Devin the Dude; Gil Scott Heron; Alan Moore; Frank Miller; David Cronenberg; Shane Meadows; Wiley Wiggins; Goran Ivanisevic; Asterix the Gaul; the Fratellis, Sloth and Chunk; Mido; Eddie the Eagle; maybe go shoplifting with Winona Ryder; Vakill; Prince and Pharoahe; Biggie; Big L; Tom Hagen; Clyde Stubblefield; Matt Cameron; Mark Lanegan; Levon Helm; Denis Johnson; Pedro Juan Gutierrez; Richard Price; Curtis Mayfield; Eddie Kendricks; Dr. John; the ass-kicking Miss Orchid from Iron Monkey, Zhang Ziyi and Michelle Yeoh in a threeway caged battle royale, where I marry the winner. Alice Russell; Martina from Tricky's old albums; Billie Holliday; Dimitar Berbatov; Wayne Rooney and Allen Hansen together; Andrew Flintoff, Geoffrey Boycott, Garfield Sobers and Dennis Lillee, but really any top notch cricket legends; Wolverine; Jack Bauer and George Mason; Slick Rick; Steven Jesse Bernstein; Chow Yun Fat; Mitch Hedberg; Jim Jarmusch; Giancarlo Esposito. All at the same time.

Music:

Masta Ace, Organized Konfusion, EPMD, Slick Rick, Biggie, Vakill, MHz, Juggaknots, Co Flow, Aesop, Stronghold, Skinnyman, Klashnekoff, Jehst, Public Enemy, Rakim, BDP, Ice Cube, KMD, Lord Finesse, OC, Pete Rock, Wu Tang, Roots Manuva, Yungun, Genesis Elijah, Universal Soldiers, Percee P, UGK, Devin, Latyrx, Aspects, Dirty Diggers, Doc Brown, Jackie Mittoo, Blueprint, Apathy, Gangstarr, you know it don't stop...The Band, The O'Jays, Neil Young, Screaming Trees, Soundgarden, Jesus Lizard, Led Zepellin, Nicole Willis, King Tubby, Cornell Campbell, Lift to Experience, Curtis Mayfield, Sam Cooke, Sarah Vaughn, James Carr, The Meters, Solomon Burke, Horace Andy, Amon Tobin, Prefuse 73, DJ Shadow...it's just endless.

Movies:

Anything by Five Dollar Films. Blade, Blade II, The Wild Bunch, Jesus' Son, Point Blank, Ghost in the Shell 1 & 2, Ninja Scroll, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid, Withnail and I, Fresh, Get Carter, The Godfather, Ring (Japanese), Ichi the Killer, Audition, La Haine, Hearts and Minds, Freestyle, Peeping Tom, Bubba Ho-Tep, Chopper, Bullet in the Head, Last Life in the Universe, Los Angeles Plays Itself, Iron Monkey, Dead Man's Shoes; all David Cronenberg, most Terry Gilliam, all Takeshi Kitano; Irreversible is fucking hard to the core as well...yadda yadda yadda....It would be great if Spielberg and George Lucas, and all the other dope fools from the seventies who've subsequently pissed their talent into the mouth of some studio executive, would stop now.

Television:

OZ, Futurama, Cheers, all wildlife programs, everything else is pale bullshit however entertaining, big up Jack Bauer. Mind boggling documentaries on string theory and dark matter are also appreciated. Almost forgot The Mighty Boosh and the League of Gentlemen.

Books:

Melmoth the Wanderer by Maturin; Night Train by Nick Tosches; Jesus' Son and Already Dead by Denis Johnson; One Thousand and One Second Stories by Inagaki Taruho; Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons; Pimp by Iceberg Slim; Samaritan by Richard Price; Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison; Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole; Sin City by Frank Miller; New X-Men by Grant Morrison; Hellboy by Mike Mignola; Always Outnumbered Always Outgunned by Walter Mosley; James Ellroy; Ernest Hemingway; Donald Barthelme; Raymond Carver; Donald Goines; Haruki Murakami; Steinbeck; Dos Passos; Macbeth, Hamlet, all the good dark ass Shakespeare, Quixote, Gravity's Rainbow and anything else that makes me seem like a boffin. I can only really remember the stuff I read recently, Lord of the Rings is a ripping good yarn and I'm not down with elves and orcs and other games workshop shite.

Heroes:

Goran Ivanisevic and Percee P and all those other fools I'd like to meet.

My Blog

The Continued Adventures of Thomas' Innards.

I was talking to a Mr. Keeling today. He's a doctor, but a surgeon, which is why he's Mister. He was the man who performed my hernia operation. He told me that the mesh he inserted into my groin is he...
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:19:00 PST

All Hail Robot Jox

Without question Robot Jox is one of the landmark achievements in special effects, script, direction and acting.There need to be more films with fighting Robots. The Matrix films don't count because t...
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:11:00 PST

Horace Andy and Mad Professor in a battle for my internal organs

I saw Horace Andy and Mad Professor, last night and it was fucking brilliant. Horace Andy may well be the coolest man to ever have lived. I don't care what he may have done in his past and I don't kno...
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:56:00 PST

Horace Andy

I'm going to see Horace Andy tonight, and I'm going to tell him that he sings like a girl. But also that I love him.
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:33:00 PST

Funk.

I love the Funk, like Sloth loves Chunk.
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:16:00 PST

Comedy of Amputation

My dog, Funny Boy, might lose a leg. He's got some sort of condition where the bone becomes brittle and he keeps chewing on his bad leg and fucking with it, and if he doesn't respond to the antibiotic...
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:00:00 PST

Chicken

I don't know where the chicken from my garden is.
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:16:00 PST

english food

People hate on English food. But this weekend I ate like a king. A friend of mine said that Englsih food was actually really good, but it just tends to poorly cooked. Anyway, for those that don't know...
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:15:00 PST

Talking about Music

Never fall into the trap of talking too deeply about music with a bunch of people who are really into it. If you could have an outer body experience and listen to yourself with some objectivity, you'd...
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:05:00 PST

Shopping in cyberspace

I have recently discovered shopping online and how dangerously easy it is. About two years ago I bought an Apathy cd online, but I was in the states and had more faith in it reaching me. Today I bough...
Posted by Chibby the Riot Bear on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:50:00 PST