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Alysson

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I Fuck On the First Date, Then Steal All Your Shit.

My Interests

Post-punk, Sex, Adult Swim on Cartoon Network, Fast Cars, Faster Scooters, X-Box, Poker, Sex, Noise, DJ-ing, Music, Graffiti, Sex, History, Philosophy, Sex, Anarchism, Liberalism, Sex, Truth, Enlightenment, Dharma, Sex, Singing In The Shower, Blunts, Gin Rickeys, Sex, Spillin N Illin, Expression, Synthesizers, Slacking Off and Sex.

I'd like to meet:

Firstly, someone who can stand (likes?) the fact that I'm a total bitch pretty much 24/7/365.

If you define your personality as creative, it only means you understand what is perceived to be creative by the world at large, so you're really just following a rote creative template. That's the opposite of creativity. Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all of the time. so fuck you, your mom and your grandma.

That being said, I get weak in the knees for geeky guys, emo guys, big strong men, hot girls, ravers and geniuses of either sex. if youre any of the above, feel free to say hey. if your not, then fuck off.

Music:

Underground Resistance, The Damned, Souxie, The Cure, Gang of 4, Sex Pistols, DJ Dara, Faithless, Odi, Panterra, Sonic Youth, George Acosta, Too $hort, AK1200, Deiselboy, Talking Heads, DJ Micro, The Crystal Method, Ella Fitzgerald, Ministry, Eva Cassidy, AiM, Fugazi, ARE Weapons, Tech Itch, Primal Scream, DJ Swift, Tricky, Armanni MC, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Fantastic Plastic Machine, She Wants Revenge, The Smiths, The Kinks, Ladytron, The Pixies, Talib Kweli, The Roots, Eminem, Mos Def, Jurassic 5, Dr. Dre, LostProphets, Nirvana, NOFX, the Used, Head Automatica, Alkaline Trio, Mindless Self Indulgence, Radiohead, Live, Smashing Pumpkins, The Beatles, Live Alien Broadcast, Massive Attack, Portishead.

Movies:

Anything by David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, Requiem for a Dream, Edward Scissorhands, Apocalypse now, Soylent Green, Driller Killer, Buffalo 66, Ms. 45, Risky Business, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Alice in Wonderland, Empire, Metropolis, Trainspotting, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Anchor Man, Gone in 60 Seconds, Girl Interupted, Memento, 25th Hour, Slackers, , Clerks, ,Dogma, Chasing Amy, Vanilla Sky, Killing Zoe, Pulp Fiction, Blow, High Fidelity, Grosse Pointe Blank, Party Monster, 28 Days later, Snatch.

Television:

Blind Date, Arrested Development, The Surreal Life, Curb Your Enthusiasm, That 70s Show, Family Guy, AquaTeenHungerForce, Anything Adult Swim, Law and Order, Freaks And Geeks, Square Pegs, Lupin, Ali G, The Fairly Oddparents, Twin Peaks, Home Movies.

Books:

High Fidelity - Nick Hornby; Fear and Loathing- Hunter S. Thompson; Basketball Diaries- Jim Carroll; A Million Little Pieces/My Friend Leonard- James Frey; Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs- Chuck.

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain, Cosey Fanni Tutti, Me, My Dad.

My Blog

Fun, Confusion and Fucking

Ok. So, those of you who know me in real-life have know that I've been going through some weird times, death in the family, flunking out of school and shit. You know, fuck all that, its just life at t...
Posted by Alysson on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:56:00 PST

Porno?

So, I got a MySpace note from a guy who runs the NYC offices of a rather well-known porn production company, and he asked me if I'd be interested in doing some work for them.So, frankly, I'm like HELL...
Posted by Alysson on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:43:00 PST

So I’m SINGLE Again

So I'm single again and looking.Tell me the TOP TEN REASONS why I should date YOU1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.GO!
Posted by Alysson on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

filthy whore

LOL. I just hooked up with my roommate's best friend and now I'm goin out on another date, not even an hour later. What a fuckin week!
Posted by Alysson on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:55:00 PST

PLEASE DO THIS!! I WILL ANSWER ALL!

YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless! I promise to answer them 100% truthfully!GO!...
Posted by Alysson on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:28:00 PST

Creepy Shit

Fuck. Its become very clear to me how many weirdos there are out here on myspace. Wow.And the weirdest part is that I know Ive creeped a few folks out on here myself, and though I didnt mean to, I bet...
Posted by Alysson on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:19:00 PST

Fuckin Shit

After mutually avoiding each other all week, my roomate (Miss Bitch) and i decided it was time to have a little chit chat and talk out whatever bull shit was on our minds so we could survive living to...
Posted by Alysson on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:00:00 PST

What a Weekend

Holy FUCK, what a weekend. I'm just now getting back from (and recovering from it) all the festivities. Just a quick note before I go steam-clean my filthy self in the shower and sleep for like a zill...
Posted by Alysson on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:48:00 PST

Fucking Bitch

So OK last night I went to this really fuckin ruff D'N'B night and ended up getting really wasted which was great and then hooking up with this guy i sorta know from school which was great too cause I...
Posted by Alysson on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:17:00 PST

FUCK!

I AM OUT OF COFFEE AND CIGARETTES.There must be some kind of cataclysmic error in my ways that two such unfortunate outages should happen at the same time.Maybe its karma exacting its revenge for bein...
Posted by Alysson on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST