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One Track Pony

About Me

One Track Pony is the side project of Mike 'B' Smith, bass player with the Chichester/Brighton based combo Grzzly, after an unfortunate series of events....3 months ago,Mike 'B' was requested to add a musical score to the comedy-farce,"Whoops, there goes my trousers!" as performed by the Grayshott Social Complex Players (amateur). The resulting piece was laughed out of theCompany manager's portacabin to howls of dirrison and much-felt mocking. Peeved by the reaction, he called upon his fellow drinking pal, Babs Hoop, and together they reduced nearby stocks of alcohol until their tongue's fell off.They awoke the next morning to find themselves in a bit of a pickle. With the help of someone they found stuck to the toilet, they pieced together the events of the night before.......it appears they two ended up in some dive downtown, and had succumbed to the charms of 'Hungry Gusset', a trio of transvestites bound together on a mission to bend the laws of musical-physics....

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Member Since: 27/02/2006
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Sounds Like: The savoury conclusion to conker fight between a gaggle of transvestites from Skegness, and your mother, as the local council take away your weapons, substituting them for blocks of Rowntree jelly (raspberry flavoured), and then screaming down a loud hailer at you:"Who cares about your hair, when you're wearing shoes like that?!!" Or something like that......just have a listen...should be obvious...(apparantly)
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New material! About f'in time, slack-boy!

After umpteen months of having the same old tunes on the site, I am (quite) pleased to announce that over the next month I shall be previewing a fair few new tunes. Have been workingon 16 new ones, so...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:58:00 GMT

Is it you?

Greetings my lovelies... If you have sent me a message between 20th sept and 12 october, please, please, please send it again. I'm having technical probs, and your messages are important to me! Oh yes...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:11:00 GMT