**Right now, I'm more happy to just hang out with my girlfriends and not think about the whole dating game. **Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. **I'm so simple. If I don't have groceries, I eat popcorn and Tang for dinner. **I love to put on lotion. Sometimes I'll watch TV and go into a lotion trance for an hour. I try to find brands that don't taste bad in case anyone wants to taste me. **My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet. **DUBAI is one of the most beautiful places in all the world. Unfortunately, I was so homesick I couldn't appreciate its beauty. **When I was 18, my mom said I have to have a plan. I decided I'd leave on top. ****Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. **I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care. ****I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess. **I always take out time for myself to sit back and relax. **FINALLY...IM MOVING ON...
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