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Tara

Look alive boys! We got a couple of stewed prunes heading your way!

About Me

Well, you can really tell a person by their friends... And what a bunch of friends I have!
Go to ImageShack® to Create your own SlideshowReporter/editor for a small newspaper on the U.S./Canadian border and covert subversive to the dominant paradigm. I worked hard to get where I am yet sometimes I fantasize about being a wood worker, a cowgirl, or a Mongolian horse racer. I find this interesting considering my Chinese astrological sign is a earth horse. A soft agnostic wavering between ethical atheism and cultural theism, I like the idea of second lives, and if I do come back, I think I would like to be either a tree sloth, swinging from branches and living a peaceful existence in the trees, or a musician because I've dated enough to know better but keep making the same unwise choices. Whatever. It's fun to make things up sometimes.Obstinate, unfixable and fiercely loyal, my track record says I'm terrible at relationships. On the other hand, I have fun at my job and I can always fall back on avant garde porn and wine and entertaining myself in conversations with random Myspace people in different parts of the country, most of whom I will probably never meet in person. Life is good!My best friends at the moment are an undercover U.S. border patrol agent, a Kenyan organic farmer, a semi-conservative Canadian gun fanatic, a brilliant bi-polar writer and a diesel mechanic named Kat. And dude, if you can't send me a fucking message, don't send me a friend request! Got it?Oh yeah, I might be related to Willie Nelson."Sort-of Solitude" Photo by Tara NelsonMoonset over Bellingham Bay. Photo by Tara Nelson.

My Interests

Cultivating bitterness. Misty things, crunchy things, carrot sticks, dark places, fog, sun breaks, crescent moons, twilight, saltwater, fish nets, prickly things, saguaro cactuses. Drunken discussions about urban planning, U.S. farm policy, sociology and economics. Hiking. Watching TV with my grandma. Nature photography. Vitamin water. Interdimensional space travel. “When we remain creative, we remain happy because we’re tapping into who we really are.”

I'd like to meet:

Well, as I have experienced a series of romantic disasters in the past two years, I'm currently taking a sabbatical, at least until I can clean my room -- which should take a few weeks. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't be my friend. I would like to meet and engage in dialog with people from other countries, if for any reason but to convey the message that we Americans aren't all a bunch of gun-toting, Bush-loving, flag-waving hoo-haws. As David Cross would say, I would like to "expand my fucking cultural horizons." Also, anyone who can hold a conversation for more than five minutes that doesn't involve talking shit about other people.

Music:

I want you to make me a mixed cd.

Movies:

"I don't like movies that tell you, ..It's important to love' or whatever the heck it is. I don't need someone to tell me that. And I certainly don't think that I have the right to tell anybody else that. I sort of live in a state of confusion. And rather than represent cut-and-dried things, I feel like my gift is to represent that confusion." -- Charlie Kaufman...'s Go To Prison!, Cabin Boy, The Secretary (2002), This is Spinal Tap!, Life in Debt, La Bamba, Ghost World, Fubar, Chaos, Legends of Rita, Freaks!, Ghost Dog, Beat Street, Where the Buffalo Roam, Trail of the Screaming Forehead, Rueben and Ed, Friday (but not Friday II), The Big Lebowski, Y Tu Mama Tambien, City of God, Il Postino, But I'm A Cheerleader!, 300 Motels, Bejing Bicycle, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Eat Drink Man Woman, Donnie Darko, Kissing Jessica Stein, Shower (China), Lucia Lucia, Scary Man (Vs. The Birds), Committed, Happy Times, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Life Is Beautiful, Soft Fruit, Muriel's Wedding, Dead Alive

Television:

Arrested Development, News Radio, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mr. Show, Stephen Colbert, all mock-news shows, for that matter (except the one on FOX – that one's not even remotely funny). Other fav's: When House Cats Go Bad, Night Boat - The Crime Solving Boat, People Getting Hurt, People Who Look Like Things, Talk to the Hand, Lobstermen: Jeopardy at Sea, Faces of Confused Elderly, When Buildings Collapse.

Books:

The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.Other fav's: "One-Hour Orgasms for Dummies," "Smoke Yourself Thin," "Get Confidence, Stupid!" and "Heal Your Life, One Tattoo at a Time". But also reading: Chuck Palahnuik's "A Walk in Portland, Oregon," and "Choke," "The Almond" by Nedjma, "Freakonomics," "Best Newspaper Writing of 2004," and "Fateful Harvest" by Seattle Times investigative reporter Duff Wilson. I also enjoyed "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Polan, "Guns, Germs and Steel," "Nickle and Dimed: On Not Getting By in America," by Barbara Eirenrich. "Fast Food Nation" made me cry. Orwell's "1984" and "Animal Farm," "Wizards of Media Oz." Hippy-dippy and on existentialism; the books that made me what I am today: "A Seperate Reality" and "Journey to Ixtlan" by Carlos Castenada, "Ishmael," "Celestine Prophey," James Redfeild, "Be Here Now," "Think on These Things" and anything by Krishnamurti...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

Heroes:

My brother Brent. My brother Keith. My brother Scott (well, sort of). He Tianwu, the Chinese amputee and human mule. Lightning Rod. My journalism professors Rick Epting, Lyle Harris and Jim Napoli. Queen Latifa. Maragaret Cho. Jason Johnston aka Seaweed Man. Josh Young. David Stray Ney, Lana. Jeremy Edwards aka The Copy Reaper. Andrew Grubb. Steve Pool (the weatherman from KOMO television in Seattle). NY Times columnists Paul Krugman and Maureen Dowd. Comedian David Cross. Michael Franti, John Stewart, Willie Nelson.
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J. Krishnamurti on boredom

By Jiddu KrishnamurtiShe said she had always been active in one way or another, either with her children, or in social affairs, or in sports; but behind this activity there was always boredom, pressin...
Posted by Tara on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:58:00 PST

Flyin' low

View of Bellingham Bay and the old cement factory from 3,000 feet.   Flying in a typical commercial jetliner can be one of the most uncomfortable modes of travel. With narrow seats and passenger...
Posted by Tara on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:15:00 PST

Thanks to my readers

This is just a note to say thanks to my loyal readers for providing me with the instant gratification that comes along with writing blogs. I may not have many real-life friends but hey, at least I hav...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:25:00 PST

J. Krishnamurti on Love

J. Krishnamurti on Love From: Think on These Things, 1964, pp 62-63. The demand to be safe in relationship inevitably breeds sorrow and fear. This seeking for security is inviting insecurity. Have you...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:25:00 PST

Snake heads, mud and dead poets (revised)

..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..>..> ..> In search of Fishtown By Tara Nelson The delta of the Skagit River is a vast, flat plain of marsh grass, sand bars and mazes of tributaries that trail off into ...
Posted by Tara on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:16:00 PST

Couple brings Russian favorites to Blaine

By Tara Nelsonwww.thenorthernlight.comKira's restaurant has new owners and new menu items.Sergey and Svetlana Kravchenko, of Blaine, took over the business in February after former owner Jean Luke lef...
Posted by Tara on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:56:00 PST

Writing about beer

Enter Birdsview Brewery...www.mountbakerexperience.com (Winter 2007)By Tara NelsonBill Voight finally realized what he wanted to do when he grew up.After Voight and his wife Kris tried to make a go at...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:11:00 PST

Songs of an old Mexican cowpoke

I met this guy at my parents house in Payson, Arizona a few years ago. It's a small old mining town 2 1/2 hours north of Phoenix in the hills. At the age of 90, he told us stories of growing up during...
Posted by Tara on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

Wedding ceremony held for Chinese pigs

Also in the news: Wedding ceremony held for Chinese pigsOwners of female pig Huang Pu-pu (R) and male pig Shui Fu-ko (L) attend the pigs' wedding ceremony in Yilan, China's Taiwan Province, February 5...
Posted by Tara on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:12:00 PST

Traveling into the divine ordinary

Travelling into the Quotidian:Some notes on Allison Funks Heartland poemsBy John BurnsideIn this memory, it's a warm, late October afternoon in East Kansas. I'm maybe twenty or thirty miles west of Em...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST