Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're H

About Me

http://www.myheritage.comDepending on the day, I will either think I am the hottest chick in Northern California or the the ugliest. Don't argue with me on this. Ever. Because how do you argue thoughts? I wouldn't know, i never went to college. So I already have a 1-up on you because of it.
I'm not going to talk about what I like or don't like here, this is about me, not my interests. Granted someone's taste in the finer things of life can say a lot about them, I would like to think someone saying something about themselves says a lot more. Crazy thought, I know.
I've been known to be drunk and talk to complete strangers. I am one of those chicks. You know...the quiet one in the glasses with crazy hair who gets tipsy and starts dancing on pool tables or screams random sexual comments just to see who's listening. I think one of the reasons I enjoy drinking so much is just to hear the stories the next day.
I work at Peet's in davis. Yes, it's the only one in davis. No, im not going to school. Yeah, sure I'll probably go back someday. But for now Im just working on being a slacker, drunkard, and living on my own. I dont know what i would study, please stop asking me questions about school. Fine call me a loser, see if i care....
There are ... three, maybe four, things I really, truly want in my life.
ONE: to be a suicidegirl. im completely set on it and im starting to feel like a loser because i never did it and now that I finally am, they're not really that cool anymore. There's other sites just like them. Basically anyone with a tattoo and a piercing can be a suicidegirl, or pin-up girl with issues. all talk, no action...and im more of a trend setter not a follower...
TWO! to be a bartender. i would rule you. but i would have to move to sac because there's no fuckin way im going to be a bartender in davis...thats just lame. and life is pretty fuckin good right now, so ill wait until the time is right(like always?) and then make my move, literally...move...to somewhere else.
THREE? i want to be a scream queen. If you don't know what that is, im not going to explain it. but i fuckin love horror movies. horror is by far my favorite film genre: it covers aspects of other genres so well...comedy, drama, sci-fi...and its just fascinating how anyone can not only pull off making fake blood and guts, but also CREATED the fake blood and guts...and my god how i want to run around covered in fake blood and guts...too personal? deal.
i lied there is no four. except to maybe meet bruce campbell or will ferrel.
im going to go ahead and say as weird as i seem, im more chill than most chicks. im puttin it out there, you can throw back if you dont like it. okay...
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My Interests

LET'S GET DRUNK!!
music and movies. ill keep you around if you know more about horror than me, and ill stalk you if you can introduce me to a new band that ill actually like..
i love laughing. i love jokes. i love humor. i literally spend my entire shift at work quoting movies. mostly silence of the lambs, slither, office space, waiting, super troopers, and can't hardly wait. and most recently neverending story.
i like to draw, paint, and write. and i heart other people's artwork. here in california there are so many artistic and creative minds, its a little intimidating. everyone's in a band, talks about being in a band, or is a painter, comic book artist, photographer. everyone is working on a book or is being published. and everyone left is breaking into the movie industry. if you want, i will totally read your screenplay, be an extra in your short film, tell you what i feel when i look at your painting, let you give me a tattoo, or look through all of your photos.
i also like animals...the cute fuzzy ones, and some of the smaller slithery ones. tattoos, brightly coloured things, METALOCALYPSE, jogging at 10pm, strawberry milk shakes, video games, drinking, bicycle rides, yelling at people, and trying to outdrink people.

I'd like to meet:

anyone...everyone...people are crazy awesome. and everyone's got a good story they need to tell. IM ME: withsevenfingers

Music:

there isn't much i dont like. its typically a song here, or a band there. but ill give anything a chance. i know its really hard to be starting out and build a fanbase, but i also know its even harder to create something worthwhile.
i don't think i have a single favorite band, but i always listen to queen, journey, the beatles, queens of the stone age, ozma, yeahyeahyeahs, the weakerthans, modest mouse and saves the day.
i totally have a thing for ninety's one hit wonders like semisonice, fastball and dishwalla....

Movies:

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i used to work at blockbuster. my knowledge of movies is slowly being replaced by coffee knowledge, but at the time. i was the shit and i knew every movie. i fuckin love horror movies. but theres so many great films out there, i can't help but love something from every genre.
Rushmore
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
Divorce Italian Style
Ghost World
Batman Begins
Corpse Bride
Moulin Rouge
Schizopolis
May
Pumpkin
Amelie
He loves Me, He Loves Me Not
Brick
Fifth Element
Requiem For A Dream
Big Fish
Billy Elliot
Office Space
Neverending Story
Storming The Castle
Old School
The Legend Of Ron Burgandy
Saw
Saw 2
The Ring
Audition
Human Nature
Garden State
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Equilibrium
Shopgirl
Empire Records
Videodrome
Naked Lunch
M
Sin City
Donnie Darko
CQ
The Triplettes Of Belleville
Emperor's New Groove
Adaptation
I Heart Huckabees
This Is Spinal Tap
Kill Bill
The Last Unicorn
The Changling
Old Boy
History Of Violence
The Toolbox Murders
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Land Of The Dead

Television:

METALOCALYPSE
Home Movies
Arrested Development
Birdman
Grey's Anatomy

Books:

anything by Frank Miller, Chuck Klostermann, Chuck Palahniuk, Roman Dirge
old stephen king and Dean Koontz are good
favorite books are anything by authors first listed, and then Don't Sleep With Your Drummer, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, East of the Sun West of the Moon, and Blankets

Heroes:

Bettie Page, and guys who kill bugs.

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My Blog

Killing Kittens Slowly With Poison

i am out of control. i am seriously three different kinds of crazy. i think i need to calm down, but...im having so much fun being a complete idiot and taking every single chance i can.marions last da...
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:02:00 PST

Good News For Murphy

Today is National Break-up Day. I think I have a new favourite holiday. and quit asking yourself why I suddenly know all these obscure holidays. I don't find them...they find me, alright?
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST

very important announcement

National Backwards Day is actually January 25th.
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:22:00 PST

what a judy...

so...i burned myself today. its not a big deal...but everyone was so worried... ive felt bad about it all day. it was a total freak accident...but everyone(yes, everyone! even your mom) just got so wo...
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST

This Is My Fuckin Year

Everything really has been moving so quickly, and I do somewhat blame my drunken haze, but really, so much has happened. All in one year I fell in love, I fell out of it, I moved...three times, and to...
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

it was more about the death than the dying

"ive got this horrible feeling. its in the pit of my stomach and the center of my chest. i cant help but wonder, who is the first to die? these songs continue blaring through these speakers and im thi...
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:49:00 PST

Dude, it doesn't count we're talking containers

"Everyone else was running through the rain. Avoiding the puddles, holding binders or books over their heads. Like turning on the light in a dark garage, they were all cockroaches looking for a place ...
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:19:00 PST

holy christ smeared with peanut butter!!!

the new harry potter is due out july 13th.jim carrey is starring in a psychological thriller directed by schumacher..creepiest thing its called Number 23, and its coming out....february TWENTYTHIRD!!!...
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:51:00 PST

You're a Lush, And I Hate it

Opened today. I am a dirty pirate hooker. TWICE! TAH-WICE! casey had to tell me to watch my language. fuuuuck dude, whats wrong with me?!? i wanted to write him a note of apology. but i got to admit.....
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST

jesus christ, that's a pretty face

there are so many things in this world. so many people, so many lives, so many careers, so many loves.... so many losses. and the one thing i want. the one and only thing ive ever wanted, i may never ...
Posted by Black Glasses & A Fake Watch, God You're Hott on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST