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No Identity

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About Me


Those who don't know me think that I am a bitch..those that do know me KNOW that I am THE bitch! I like to laugh and have a good time, mostly at the expense of others. I tend to be a tad mean and judgemental, not because I think I'm better than you, but probably because I have low self esteem and making fun of you makes me feel better about me! I'm loud and obnoxious however I am not confrontational, well, unless I have been drinking, or you have threatened my way of life in any way. Fuck with my family or my man and it's a different story! Being angry is fairly new for me. Recent events in my life have unleashed inner demons I never knew exhisted and it's actually kind of fun havin' them around now. Plus it's a bit empowering. Don't get me wrong, I am basically a pretty good person. I donate to charitable causes and when I'm done shopping I put my cart in the cart return. I have been married to the love of my life since 1999 and we have 3 beautiful children so I can do the wife and mommy thing too. I like to spend as much time with my family as possible. Life is too precious and too short to miss out on the little things. I like to drink...coffee, beer, water, Kool-Aid, Pepsi...guess I'm not just a bitch, I'm a thirsty bitch! I think I'm a lil bit psycho, er, psychic, so be careful cuz I might know what you are thinkin right now, and I might now where you live! I'm always lookin for a good time and I'm up for just about anything. I like to be outside and I like to have fun.img src=http://www.photocasket.com/attitude/2945.jpg alt

My Interests


Ridin' on the back of my man's Harley, kickin back, enjoyin the ride and maybe givin a lil reach-around-rub! HA! Suck it, bitches! I like to bowl!!! Hell yeah! White trash thru and thru! I like to be outdoors, shooting, camping, fishing, hiking, whatever, as long as it isn't too freaking hot! I enjoy walking. It's great exercise and a fun way to take in the sun and the delicious brown haze we call home. I love to garden. I'm a dirty dirty girl! I'm a HUGE UFC fan! I love the fight! Tap Out baby! I love spending time with my family. Gettin together with friends and having a few drinks or perhaps a latte is good too. I love animals. I would have my own personal petting zoo if I could. Luckily I have Curtis as my voice of reason. I am pretty laid back and down for just about anything. Bottom line...I like to have fun! If I'm laughin and you aren't, than you can bet you're the punchline! HAHAHA biatches!

I'd like to meet:

Sylvia Brown and John Edwards

Music:


Godsmack, Ozzy, BLS, AC/DC, Metallica, Black Stone Cherry, Avenged Sevenfold, Type O Negative, Hinder, Nonpoint, Hell Yeah, Chevelle..the list goes on and on, the harder and heavier, the better! (no growling tho) Even the kids appreciate a good guitar riff. I'd say as a family we are metal heads but I keep it real with a touch of Kelly Clarkson and some good ol country music too!img src=http://www.photocasket.com/attitude/00100.gif alt

Movies:

Full Metal Jacket, American History X, Armageddon and 300 are my "grown up" favorites. I'm a shark movie fan, big time. I love Deep Blue Sea and all the Jaws flicks. I'm a total horror flick chick! I also love The Goonies and The Lion King. And of course, I will always be a "Superstar"

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Television:

I'll take Game Show Junkies for $1000 Alex. Who is ME??? I will also watch just about anything on Animal Planet, The Discovery Channels, or TLC... The Dog Whisperer, South Park, SNL re-runs, Carlos Mencia, The Ultimate Fighter, and MMMMMM the ever so racey Nip/Tuck.

Books:

Self-Helpers....Lord knows I need all the help I can get!

Heroes:




My Blog

Before I was a Mom

Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn’t worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom-I had n...
Posted by No Identity on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

Just A Mom???

Got this cute lil email, don’t know where it originated or who wrote it but it is definitely worth sharing! Enjoy fellow mamas! JUST A MOM? A woman, renewing her driver’s license at the C...
Posted by No Identity on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Private profiles?????

  Quickly, let me voice my frustration with private freakin' profiles.  What the fuck is the point???  You join a mostly worldwide community to "meet" new people and catch up with folks...
Posted by No Identity on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:34:00 PST

Need a boost?!?

This goes out to all of those lucky folks blessed to be in a relationship with someone who suffers from low self-esteem or perhaps struggles with a negative self image... I do...
Posted by No Identity on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:12:00 PST

MySpace Surveys and OCD

AHHHHH!!!  I hate all these damn surveys!  They make me freakin crazy and they take up too damn much time.  You'd think, "then Toni, don't do them," but I can't help it!  I'm down ...
Posted by No Identity on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:52:00 PST