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About Me

My name is Lance. I have the perfect wife, Winki, and the most beautiful daughter, Madachi. I currently go to the University of Utah full time and work at a Child Development Center full time. I only have one more semester before I graduate. I will have a bachelors degree in Human Development and Family studies, as well as in Psychology. I will also be receiving a Child Life certification (if you dont know what that is, please ask!), as well as an associates degree from the Community College of the Air Force. This is what 6 years of your life will get you. I work as a preschool teacher in, my opinion, the worlds best Montessori school. Its called Dancing Moose, and is a great place for kids. If your at all interested, either call me and ask, or go to www.mydancingmoose.com. On Wednesdays, I volunteer at Primary Childrens Medical Center in the Neuroscience Trauma Unit. Its sad to see the pain that some of these kids are in, but I love going there and hanging out with them. Its wonderful when you can get one to smile, i cant explain it. I have been in the Air Force for over 6 years now and will be getting the rank of Tech Sergeant next month. I have served two tours in Iraq, and particpated in Operation Noble Eagle. I love the pride and values that I receive from being a part of the Air Force, and will probably retire in the Air Force.Myspace Backgrounds
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My Interests

People who like to have fun no matter what they do. If you like to Drink, then drink. If you like to sit on the couch, sit on the couch. If you like to slowly take off my clothes, THEN DO IT.

I'd like to meet:

None of the above would count if I didnt have the following:.................................................. .............................................The BEST wife that a man could ever hope for, Winki. She makes everyday feel like its my birthday. I will love her always...................................................... .............................................The most beautiful daughter in the world, Madachi. Just one look at her and she can make you smile. She has a personality that will help her accomplish the grandest of things...................................................... .............................................A wonderful family, my own as well as my in-laws. Both sides of the family are wonderful business owners, and teach me valuable knowledge every time I talk to them........................................................ .............................................And finally, even though I havent talk to any of them in a very long while, My Friends. You all know who you are. You have helped me become who I am today. With out the good times, the sad times, and the times we just sat in someones basement playing videogames, I would not be able to accomplish the things I have done or of meet the people I have.Thank you all!!!
Your Linguistic Profile:
60% General American English
10% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Music:

THE DOORS, Lesser Basin, and many others!
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Television:

For some reason, I love all reality TV. I dont care what it is, I become addicted to see what is going to happen next week!

Books:

I am slowly becoming the smartest man in the world. I will add the books that ive read, or am currently reading: Don Quixote.

Heroes:

Jesus, George W. Bush, Jim Morrison, and my dad..... Because they all have courage to say and do what they belive is right!

My Blog

from deep inside lance's dirty closet.

Mixed Signals: Signal Left? Signal Right? Where exactly, are we headed tonight? too many questions Far too many questions I care, I care more. Either that, or I dont care anymore. ...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The girl of gloom

The Girl sits in the corner with arms across her knees. Alone she sits and wonders why does this happen to me. Soon she'll stand and carry on and go about her day. No one is left to wonder Is ...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

READ PLEASE. ITS MY FAVORITE AND IT WILL BE YOURS TOO.

IF you want to read my favorite poem, and Im sure you all do. heres how Go to www.poetry.com and put my name in (Lance Roberts, for those of you who dont know) and it should come up. The title i...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Guardian

I wake up from the nightmare, sweat drenched sheets and tear stained pillows. With my eyes half shut I see her standing there Shes my withered feathered Angel She redeems me in my strugles I l...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Societys Saloon

Societys offspring, son to the world. alone and in the shadows. running away from my father always getting a little bit farther. The more I ran the easier things became The more I run the quit...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Repentence for the poor man

Ive said Im sorry Its a mistake I shouldnt have made Living it day after day Is a consequence thats paid You still hold it against me Forgiveness not in sight You like to remind me As if...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Slumber Party

Too dream the dream that I have drempt See the ocean, the waves, and the sun Too touch the things that I have touched Feel the ocean, the waves, and the sun I cant fly anymore, and that bothers ...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What ever happened to unconditional love

I heard a story, but I think its a myth: The boy saw the girl, and the woman saw the man it was an embrace, hand over hand. The sun came up and the sun went down, The boy grew up, and the woman ...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I like ham fried rice

I once bought this nice BMW from a street salesman downtown. He told me that everything was legal and it all checks out. I drove the car to my friends house and we bought a turkey. After lunch, we pic...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST