Wild bears fear me, I am the last living werewolf west of the Mississippi. My goal in life is to make a baby of every major ethnicity for two reasons: to help promote equality and I just feel the need to spread my seed. If I foresee you as a threat I will eat you and gain your strength. I'm a glorified cd pusher. If you let me I will floor you with beats so hard you will think you got hit by a truck, dump truck that is. When I get angry I knock over large buildings. I have been known to pull down trees and tip over pitchers of beer. Many soldiers (beer) have lost their life being carried by me :( I am the SLC O.G. reppen the WJ studio gangster. Holler.Cash rules everything around me C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dolla dolla bill yall
I am the nicest asshole you will ever meet.
I dislike:
The Elitists
Scene Bullshit
The Close minded
Loud Chewing
Body Odor
Obnoxious myspace photoshoot crap
Stupid shit people pass as art
Annoying myspace pages
When people ask me "who is coming?"
Drugs
Irresponsible people
99 percent of television
Men who disrespect women
Women who disrespect themselves
Love:
The Gym
Expressions of feelings
My hand selected, rigorously tested group of friends
Throwing gas on the fire
Long boarding
Boxing
Competition in most things
My obnoxious tattoos (last laugh)
To play teams
Killing people VIA video games
Sunrise
The smell of grass and dew
Soul
Back scratches
Hugs
Running
