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My Karma ran over your Dogma.

About Me

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
- Dale Carnegie
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
- GK Chesterton
If anybody wants to get ahold of me, And you know you do, IM me at AIM - FrozenFirebat1
I'm going to die laughing. I sware it. A building is going to fall on me and they will find me by following the sound of laughter.
My kitten is so well trained
Master
is a Giant Dragon that has Dozens of Tentacles and Bulletproof Skin, and can Change Shape.
Strength: 8 Agility: 9 Intelligence: 9
To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat Master, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights Master using
Once upon a wish...
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a "genie". But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing an IRS ID badge and dull gray suit. There's a calculator in his pocket. He has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works". "You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS agent."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and It looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF*** The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, kid, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story?
If the IRS offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached!
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My Interests

I'm quiet, but not shy. Sometimes it serves you better to listen rather than speak. Love: music, swimming, hanging out, playing pool, Anime, playing Air hockey, video games, books, intelligent conversations, stupid conversations, dorky people rock, handcuffs, blindfolds, swimming, meeting new people. Ohh and now dancing... Thx jessica... Like I didn't have enough hobbies LOL.

Update: Psychology. I'm now a Psychology major and am interested in meeting people from either that major or already working in the field.

Newer Update: I really want to get back into fighting, so I spend a lot of time at the gym lately working on getting my abilities back. I hope to start fighting by the end of 2008.

I'd like to meet:

I'm running out of friends, new replacements required. inquire within. =P But if you think you'd like to be part of my life... your going to have to audition like everybody else.

I've got this rather irish girl fetish going. So if your a redhead with green eyes and a slim build... i'll probby have a hard time articulating my thoughts. =P I also like women who reads a book every now and then. And if your interested in me, i'm very picky about who I date. I don't abide a flake either. If you don't respect my time, I don't have any time for you.

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Music:

My favorite bands include:
The Cruxshadows, VNV Nation, Laibach, Rammstein, L'ame Immortal, Persephone, Nick Cave and the Badseeds, Wolfsheim, The Cure, Soft Cell, Depeche Mode, Machinae Supremacy, Jimmy Hindrix, The Who, Muse, E Nomine, Apoptygma Berzerk, Zeromancer, Stabbing Westward and quite a few more.

Movies:

The Game, Fight Club, A beautiful mind, Donnie Darko... basically any movie that isn't what it seems is a good mind trip. And anything from Stanley Kubrick or Akira Kurosawa.

Television:

Comedy Central, Adult Swim

Denis Leary, Chris Rock, Jeff Foxworthy, Daily show with John Stewart, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Venture Bros.

Books:

All the Books I think would benefit anybody who would read them:

The Art of War - Sun Tzu
Feihrenheit 451 - Ray Bradburry
1984 - George Orwell
Dante's Divine Comedy
The Republic - Plato
Beyond Good and Evil - Friedrich Nietzsche

Heroes:

Aristotle, Socrates, Plato, Friedrich Neitzsche, Carl Marx, Pythagoras

I honour these people. For they being of sound mind and educated standing, had the courage to stand up and say that the world was wrong and they were right. This, reguardless of being right or wrong, their courage inspires me.

My Blog

A new story

It was another sunday morning waking up next to her. I reach over and stroke her face as we look into each other's eyes. Before things get too heated up, we deside to get up and go for a bike ride to ...
Posted by I skydive naked on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:40:00 PST

Wow, a blog about me for a change.

Lets go over my last two days...Tuesday: I wake up and having been sick for a couple of days and now feeling better, I'm hyperactive (more likely due to the fact i'd been sitting on my ass for a few d...
Posted by I skydive naked on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST

Warm water

Ever notice how your idea of what's the right temperature for water is always different than somebody elses? What you think is too hot is sometimes not hot enough for another person.Ever notice how wh...
Posted by I skydive naked on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

Lemmings

I, in my tenure at my current place of work, have noticed something remarkable about human behavior. And most possibly a missing evolutionary link in our history. I believe that we share a common anc...
Posted by I skydive naked on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:09:00 PST

Latest Story

I look at you from acrossed the room, with desire filled eyes. You feel my thoughts wandering around telling you of my intent. And your excited as well as trembling just ever so slightly. Fearful of a...
Posted by I skydive naked on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 12:55:00 PST

Bat's Day

It was a nice sunday morning, just like any other sunday morning. The temperature was nice, but rising quickly. I knew it was going to be a hot day. I hopped on my computer and had a few quick convers...
Posted by I skydive naked on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 05:31:00 PST

The 27

27 ways to make a girl smile . . . . . - And my take on them. *1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy) - beautiful or gorgous work because your telling her you think she's wonderful. t...
Posted by I skydive naked on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sex 101

In Japanese, the word for orgasm means "I have gone to heaven." What better way of capturing the mind-body experience of orgasm? Describing the essence of orgasm is almost beyond words, and particul...
Posted by I skydive naked on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Attraction and Relationships of Men and Women

Catchy Title? Yeah I think so. So this rant is a subject I've thought about every now and then when I hear some women complain that guys are attracted mearly on looks and the ever so prevailant Why ca...
Posted by I skydive naked on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What i'm looking for in a woman

- Somebody not psycho- Somebody not just getting over a breakup. - Somebody who's not going to try and save me because I'm not the same religion.- Somebody that can have just as much fun doing somethi...
Posted by I skydive naked on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST