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pablo

the fork stole my spoons

About Me

I'm 35

My Interests

online gambling for money and bitches

I'd like to meet:

you (and batman)

Music:

the most

My Blog

can you read my mind?

..> The killers are 4 dollars more expensive in G-ville than J-ville.  Then I heard a rumor that the killers are super expensive in C-Ville.  It seems that the killers get more expensiv...
Posted by pablo on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST

celebration guns

there is an old korean legend that marks 2007 as the year of the yeti.  it foretells of famine and disease.  already, only two days in, all my crop has died and my livestock are looking...
Posted by pablo on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

why do gay people love bananarama so much?

blondie used to be hot.  If I lived in the 80's I would have married that girl and we'd have 8 kids and a farm.  I'd buy a polar bear and tell everyone its a big sheepdog
Posted by pablo on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:58:00 PST

my hope is emo

black friday.  the one day of the year when my cape can't protect me.  if everything opens at 5AM, where do all the old people go to jog?
Posted by pablo on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:38:00 PST

veterans day extravaganza

last week I went to a fish party in the woods.  damn I love being an american.
Posted by pablo on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

footloose

apparently, in some rural towns, you can fight your battles with dance.  oh if only i lived in such a town where i would not be required to call upon my ancestral sword and sacred boome...
Posted by pablo on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:08:00 PST

i miss fernandina

in fernandina, if you buy 20 dollars worth of barbeque, you get a free watermelon.  god bless this country.
Posted by pablo on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST

youtube

salty pork is just a fancy name for bacon.  im on youtube.  http://youtube.com/pab6383 enjoy
Posted by pablo on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

im gangsta beotch.

so apparently there has been an ongoing war (at lest thousands of years)between checkers and taco bell and the cops have sided with checkers.  I was caught off guard (without my cape) at checkers...
Posted by pablo on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:53:00 PST

pet peeves

tomorrow i have to give a speech about pet peeves.  I was gonna say that my pet peeve died because i went snowboarding and forgot to feed it.  Or that I left it in the car by accident and it...
Posted by pablo on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST