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Choki

His dad Banged a Woman Shark

About Me

i am awesomely bodacious you gooftards.

My Interests

man i love to laugh, skate, watch movies, listen to music, read, drink, i love cartoons for some reason, and i watch alot of dumb cartoons, i like to travel, i also like beating mike tyson in mike tyson's punch out on regular nes.

I'd like to meet:

you know i would probably like to meet is people i think would make me laugh the most. like redman and meathod man, old dirty bastard, john and jim belushi, moises alou (i dont think he would be all that funny but i think seeing him pee on his hands would be funny + hes my favourite baseball player) there will be many more to come

Music:

you know what i like. like Banned in the USA by 2 Live Crew

Movies:

Comedy: Shaolin Soccer, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Waterboy, Joe Dirt, Clifford starring Martin Short. Not that stupid big red dog. Toy Story 1 and 2, Shreck 1, Ice Age (Damien’s sister gave that to me and my brother for Christmas and it still rocks to this day), Tommyboy, Black Sheep, Celtic Pride, Bulletproof, Three Amigos, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Animal House,others:Master of the Flying Guillatine, 5 Deadly Venoms, zatochi the blind swordsman, Dead Alive, the lord of the rings triliogy, Preadator 1 and 2, terminator 1,2 and 3, Ru, walking tall ndown,

Television:

family guy, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, Get a life, Kids in the hall, im also waiting for henry rollins new tv show in the independt movie channel, teenage mutant ninja turtles, super milk chan, my name is earl, scrubs,

Books:

prey by micheal chichton, dan browns "Angels and Deamons" also the "Da vinchi code" Chuck Palahunick with "Choke", R.L. Stine's Goosebump series (i remember these books being the shit. and when the montly book reports would come in there would be a new Goosebump book and that would make you read a hell of aot more.) i know ive read more books but not all that much lately. too busy not doing school work.

Heroes:

i would have to say Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.This fucking video game. amazing. just try it. thank you vice magazine and Olle Hemmendorff.

My Blog

dreaming

    well i just woke up from the most bad ass dream ever.  it started out with all of us at a grocery store.  and im being a dick and crabbing alot of candy but im opening the...
Posted by Choki on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

dream

so around a week ago i had this disturbing video.  it was real quick.  i didnt even wake up from it.  i just went into another dream.  but my dream was me standing in a room and i ...
Posted by Choki on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST

3 bulletin posts from last night. kinda crazy if you havnt read them. im insane i think.

From: Kwantsu, Dudes...
Posted by Choki on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST

http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1574

well i just got my root canal done and i feel like shit.  while i was sitting in the chair the dentist shot some pressurized air into my bad tooth and all of a sudden my whole body went up in fla...
Posted by Choki on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:57:00 PST

my super cool week.

so these are pictures of my lame hands.  it was way worse buts its been two days since i did this.  how i did it was stupid.  i was skating and hit a rock and flew like the incredible h...
Posted by Choki on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:58:00 PST

awesome bulletin from christmass eve.

well i made it home from courtneys safe and when i got home wolverine kicked my ass. well my left shoulder. ill take pics tomarrow and they will probably be up in a couple of days. who care...
Posted by Choki on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 06:24:00 PST

stole from teddy

Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can bui...
Posted by Choki on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 11:45:00 PST

just some random pics that i felt like sharing

this is me and nicole and she took this with her phone.  hot ehh.  me  maggie and topanga when we lived at 572  poplar elmhurst, ILone of my last nights in  illinois with magg...
Posted by Choki on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 08:57:00 PST

damn i hate that laser sight shit.

thats what this damn thing is about. i hate that damn laser straight infomercial. they say it can go around walls but when i saw that last week i flipped on it. i started to yell at the damn tv and...
Posted by Choki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

guess what

well i guess i dont get to go to tijuana for christmass eve. that sucks. i really wanted to go. well i guess its up to me to get drunk every night of this week and have a kick ass time doing it. i...
Posted by Choki on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST