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Roselle

fck off jerk..but i'm addicted to your punishments

About Me

I'm half austrian-filipina... am 17 years old.!!. gosh am i old!°! I live in Vienna (austria, EuroPe), I'm 1,63m, have brown eyes and hair..... I can speak gErmaN; EngLish; TagAlog; a little bit... spaNisH (i'm Learning it rIght Now) In tHe futUre i want To learn how to SpeaK -- sPanish; iTaliAn (myB)hEre SomE joKes: A cop pulls Over a drunk driver. The drunk driver sAys, "Ossssifer, you need to get your recorDs straight. You just asked Me for my licensE, but you took it away yesteRday!"*hehe*Is there a miRror in your pocket? BecAuse I can definitely see mySelf in your pants tonight.*hehe*A woman at a parTy walked up to a man and told him, ''If yoU were my hUsband I wouLd poison your drink." The Man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it.''*hehe*A drunk guy is walkIng down the street. He Sees this nun, runs up and knocKs her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"*hehe*What do blonDes and beer bottLes have in comMon? They're both empty from the nEck up!*haha*WHy can't a Blonde dial 911? She caN't find the eleven.*haha*Two blondes were goiNg to Disneyland wheN they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "DisneYland Left." So they went home*haha*What's the Easiest way to put A giraffe in a fridge? By oPening the doOr and putting it in.*haha*Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl? A: He got pisSed off.*haha*What did the apPle say to tHe worm? You're boring me.*haha*What's the difference betwEen a smart blonde and BIgfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot*hahaha* *hehe* hope you liked them!!! hihiwhat else can i say abOut me.... *i'm sweet...* dunno what to say
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 84%
Romance - 63%
Self - Control - 26%
Kissing - 34%
Cuddling - 96%
Kinkiness - 29%
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Part Playful Kisser


Kissing is a huge game for you, a way to flirt and play You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!

Part Expert Kisser


You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Icecream Flavour is...
Cookies 'n Cream! Smooth and creamy with a few rough bits mixed in, you are a real treat! You are probably very popular amongst your friends. Remember too much of a good thing is not always good! Don't lay it on too thick! What is your Icecream Flavour?
Find out at Go QuizTake the quiz: "Are you CUTE, HOT OR BEAUTIFUL ? FIND OUT."

HOT personality
You have a HOT personality. You love wearing revealing cloths and you couldn't live a second without your make-up. GO YOU !!!Take the quiz: "Are you a good girl/boyfriend?"

You are the best
awwww you are everything they ever wanted. You seem to always make them smile. You never argue. They would never even think of cheating on you. you are the lack of a better word

My Interests

Jimmy White and Paul Hunter (Snooker) !gosh i love snoOker!, and of course Freestyle & Big Air MotoX with Brian Deegan! X Games and of course Music - i love to sing!!^!! i also like SWIMMING!! and Kurt Cobain..*hihi*.. he's so aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh... hehe also skaterstuff.... tv? food? i also love to eat!!!!!!!!°!!!!!!!!!!
What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex:
Sexuality:
Flirting Skill Level - 75%

Kissing Skill Level - 50%

Cudding Skill Level - 24%

Sex Skill Level - 90%

Why They Love You You know how to push their buttons.
Why They Hate You You are too sexy.

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How High Is Your Sex Drive?
Name
Age
Gender
Your Sex Drive Level Is.. - 65%

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I'd like to meet:

Anybody, just someone who is cute and honest! AND FuNnY!!,!!,!!!,!!,!! hahahahahaha ^_^ .. and of course rYAN aDAmS!'! AND PaUl HuNtEr!'! AND -- JIMMy whiTe (i'm NOT INTO him but he's GOOD at playing SNOoKER)!'!!!!'!!!!'! and mybe BiLLie Joe aRmstrOng..... yuhu.!. and ALL the CuTe BOYS around!*! *hehe* someone who is not a jerk.!. *hehe* Take the quiz: "Who is your famous soul mate? (For Girls)"

Orlando Bloom
Gwrrr...you've gotten Orlando Bloom! A romantic English man that loves to recite poems..how lucky can you get? (Just so you know, Orlando's mine!!)

Music:

Rock & Hard Rock, Punk, R&B and stuff like Ryan Adams, Greenday, Phoenix, Fountains of Wayne, Maroon5, Papa Roach, Adema, Marylin Manson, !!Nirvana!! *hehe* and -- Muse - Hysteria and ColDplay

Movies:

!The Lover! -- c'est genial!, Troy, Pirates of the Carribean, Honey, Bad Boys, bla bla bla.. and my aLL time FaVoriTe: CRUEL INTENTIONS!! c'est GENIAL also!!!

Television:

i love to watch tv... is that normal?.. i can't live without my tv..!!!.. *hehe* Saturday Night Live, Mtv, Pimp my Ride, !Beavis and Butthead!, That 70s Show, !Malcolm in the Middle!, all kinds of cartoons (beatlejuice), The Vision of Escaflowne

Books:

i don't like reading.... *hehe* i prefer to watch tv.. or drink!!!!,!!!! *hehe*

Heroes:

i dunno...........

My Blog

soldier

1st Rap: T.I (DC)] Hey (I want a Soldier!) The way you got it, I'm the hottest around They'll know it when they see you rollin' impala's around (I got a Soldier!) Wit the top down feeling the so...
Posted by Roselle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST