HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN....â„¢

About Me

My World Visitor Map! Click here to zoom-in & make your own! Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle.""What, " the other asks, "green?"."No, " says the first, " a bit sour." ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^" Happiness In slavery"slave screams he thinks he knows what he wants slave screams thinks he has something to say slave screams he hears but doesn't want to listen slave screams he's being beat into submission don't open your eyes you won't like what you see the devils of truth steal the souls of the free don't open your eyes take it from me i have found you can find happiness is slavery slave screams he spends his life learning conformity slave screams he claims he has his own identity slave screams he's going to cause the system to fall slave screams but he's glad to be chained to that wall don't open your eyes you won't like what you see the blind have been blessed with security don't open your eyes take it from me i have found you can find happiness is slavery i don't know what i am i don't know where i've been human junk just words and so much skin stick my hands thru the cage of this endless routine just some flesh caught in this big broken machine

My Interests

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Music:

Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?

Movies:

Books:

HERO OF THE UNDERWORLD, BY JIMMY BOYLE

Jimmy Boyle - A Sense of Freedom

Jimmy Boyle - Hero of the Underworld

Jimmy Boyle - Schlachtplan.

Heroes:

THE DEVILS REJECTS

My Blog

LEVI

OUR BELOVED LEVI REST IN PEACE MY OLD FRIEND... FEB 14TH 2000- OCT 12TH 2006
Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST

WHERES MY MOTHERFUCKIN CHANGE BITCH!!.

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Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:35:00 PST

NECROPHILIA. HEY ITS NOT LIKE THEY MIND....

Necrophilia: Hey, It's Not Like They Mind Mike Noble This past January, I felt a pain that many college students feel over winter break. I was separated from my girlfriend and friends and doome...
Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:25:00 PST

BLEACH MY ARSE HOLE...

3 LADIES SAT IN A CAFE. 1ST LADY SAYS IM HAVING A BOOB JOB, 2ND LADY SAYS IM HAVING MY ARSEHOLE BLEACHED, 3 RD LADY SAYS I CANT IMAGINE YOUR HUSBAND BLONDE!.....
Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:43:00 PST

WOOD YARD

A BLIND MAN WENT FOR A JOB IN A WOOD YARD SAYING HE COULD IDENTIFY WOOD WITH HIS NOSE. THEY TESTED HIM ON DIFFRENT TYPES OF WOOD AND HE GUESED THEM RIGHT EACH TIME ,TO CATCH HIM OUT THE SE...
Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:20:00 PST

YOU KNOW YOURE NOT A KID ANYMORE WHEN...

You Know You're Not A Kid Anymore When... -You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.-You can live without sex, but not without glasses.-Your back goes out more than you do.-You q...
Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:23:00 PST

SMAT AFFAIR

Smart AffairA married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 p.m.The man hurriedly ...
Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:23:00 PST

AUSTRAIAN BRICK LAYERS REPORT

AUSTRALIAN BRICKLAYERS REPORT Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent ...
Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 04:44:00 PST

STRING AND SPOON

STRING AND SPOON A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization. Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our ord...
Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:48:00 PST

BARBIE DOLL

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display windo...
Posted by HES BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN...." on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:38:00 PST