Dreams piss me off |
We spend half our lives sleeping and dreams are the cheapest thrill we have. Here we have a chance to do anything we want- our imaginations are infinitely available to us. We could sleep with any famo...
Posted by bonfire on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST |
overheard in the bathroom at a mental health conference |
stall #1: i think fours revert to being a one under stress.
stall #2: i have some seven-ness too, don't i?
stall #1: well, we all have a little bit of everything.
stall #2: you don't have an...
Posted by bonfire on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:06:00 PST |
outside my window |
At 2am this morning, I was woken up to a woman screaming this loudly and repeatedly:
"BE A BAG OF VAGINAS!"
The emphasis was on BE, but she enunciated each word slowly and clearly. I'm curio...
Posted by bonfire on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:45:00 PST |
Things To Do Today |
1- kick ass
2- take names
3- join the church of the poison mind
4- use the word vampirical in a sentence (done)
5- memorize my fingerprint
6- get my arm tattooed on my leg
7- decide which cartoon char...
Posted by bonfire on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:29:00 PST |
quote of the day |
"I love my blood type!"
Posted by bonfire on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST |
overheard |
Overheard re: the astronaut who was wearing diapers during an attempted murder:
"Do you think she is incontinent to stand trial?"
"I don't know, that Depends." ...
Posted by bonfire on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST |
2 quotes from today |
"Oh, I'm sorry, I was talking about your face and you were talking about your butt."
"I already called my lawyer with the details of my gum."
Posted by bonfire on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:59:00 PST |
movie cliche rant (spoiler warning: he gets the girl in the end) |
So, I was watching the Guardian the other day (I was a captive audience on a transatlantic flight)- you know that movie about coast guard rescue swimmers blah blah blah. Anyway- I have to gripe a...
Posted by bonfire on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:54:00 PST |
Some of my favorite recent quotes (non-blog) |
"Someday when I have money I'll go skydiving with you, but right now I have to go to China." (I'll take a free ticket to China, please).
"Do you think they have echoes here?" (I don't know, wh...
Posted by bonfire on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:57:00 PST |
movie recommendation |
Blood Tea and Red String. Log off of MySpace right now and go rent it. Seriously. I'll wait here.
Posted by bonfire on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:14:00 PST |
