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About Me

Hello, my name is Josie. I manage a bar with my 'life partner' Louis, it's called Hades Bar and it's very noisy. I have a 3 yr old son called Ethan, he's pretty cool - likes poo, trapdoor, olives, monsters, pasta, cheese and pickle sandwiches, he's not adverse to a bit of toilet humour. Dislikes - most vegetables, some tv. I like lots of things - mooooosac, my fwends, inappropriate and politically incorrect jokes (that's not me saying I'm racist - I like poppadoms), David Attenborough, sharks, monkeys, weather, booze, fags of the somkeable variety and human variety alike, that'll do for now, don't wanna give too much away when I've got all these other exciting little boxes to fill!!!!!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my brain. I'm curious to see how much is left.I'd like to meet David Attenborough coz he's the tits and oddly arousing. Freddie Mercury, Kurt Cobain so I could save myself and others the torture of listening to his whining and the 'did she didn't she' debate, he's dead, lets all move on shall we? Jesus - see above. Also to show him how great religion has been for the World (Please retract this statement as I enter the pearly gates - ahh forgiveness) Devin Townsend - oooooh you're good! The Chinese government - um, I don't think Tibet's your country now is it? I think it's time to give it back - cocks. The inventor of sound limiters to point out their many flaws.The enforcers of sound limiters ie. Norwich City Council.The people that complain enough to get live music shut down. Fuck off and buy some ear plugs Mr and Mrs no culture!

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