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About Me

Well... I'm 8 years old and live in South Park, CO. I like making fun of Jews, especially Kyle. The Terence and Philip show is awesome. I have a cat named Kitty and my pig is named Fluffy. I love cheesy poofs and chocolate chicken pot pie. Hippies suckass. I'm a deputy for the South Park Police department, and in my sparetime I enjoy bodybuilding (as you can see;))

My Interests

Making fun of Jews

I'd like to meet:

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A big fat kid that hates hippies and likes making fun of jews.(kyle)

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Name: eric
Birthday: 1/1/97
Birthplace: hells pass
Current Location: south park
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: brown
Height: 3'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: american
The Shoes You Wore Today: air force ones
Your Weakness: none
Your Fears: none
Your Perfect Pizza: everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: im 8 years old damnit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: damnit kenny
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: bod
Your Bedtime: i got none
Your Most Missed Memory: gay
Pepsi or Coke: both
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: gay
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: hardly
Do you Sing: fucking incredibly
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: gay
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: gay
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: when she cooperates
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: fuck no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: space ranger
What country would you most like to Visit: canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: shorter
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: anything but goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: some
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none

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Music:

Liza Minelli

Movies:

Passion of the Christ and Asses of Fire

Television:

The Terence and Philip Show and Fat Abbot

Books:

Reading's hellagay

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Heroes:

Mel Gibson