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I am a 5 ft 10 redheaded amazon in 6 inch heels. retired Professional Bodyguard...(ie: Anne rice to Neil Gaiman).I was the gawky nerd and was the class clown. I love to travel.Faveorite places-Vancouver(sooo clean)London(was there during college.)California...(the greasy spoons).New York- Music is a big part of my life, ;I have been singing for a long time....love Blues and Jazz. I am a library nerd...If i could sleep there I would.Something erotic about the smells of musty books.I try to find a library, where ever I travel.I love to swim at night in the nude...totally a lunar turn on.Since I am an amazon I really am into shoes...I love funky shoes.I love drama's, comedy's, silent films and horror films.I love to cook for someone I have as a lover.I do not watch as much t.v. as I would like....I spend most nights running through the french quarter.Drinking wine at Pirate's Alley Cafe, or reading a good scary book in the cemetary.I love long flowy romantic dresses,and men's suits with a sheer top underneath.I hate plane rides, the seats are uncomfortable...I cannot stand the little bags of peanuts.But, it's an evil I must deal with.I love to explore the human body,but, I have a hard time talking to men.Most of the men I meet in New Orleans are drunken tourist who want to give me 3 cent plastic beads to show my tits.My standard response is: 1. beads are against my religion. 2. I went thru that 12 step program to get off my bead addiction, but thanks. Why do I intimidate men? Is my gaze too direct? Why do men feel the need to reach out in a bar and grab my 36-d's? It hurts dammit !Besides, you might get punched. Why converse with my tits like they will talk back? You just might get your crotch grabbed and yanked up and down or I might bend over and have a conversation with it.Lastly...do not slip drugs into my drink...I am sick of going home ill because you thought, I might go with you if i was loaded... Believe me even 3 sheets to the wind...I am not stupid...besides I grew up in Nola, I had Dixie Beer in my bottle as a baby.As of July and my 5 year stint, on and off with my boyfriend, I finally Got, married. Married?...Yes, mallied? No not malady.Heather Grace born Weds Febuary 23rd 2005at 4:22 p.m. 7lbs 14 oz 21 inches longPauls Mardi Gras poster is fabulous and he is doing the whole sexy pin up girl thing.All material at this site ©2005 BURBONGOTH All Rights Reserved