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Joe

Ask your doctor if Joe is right for you. Side affects may include nausea, bloated feelings and anal

About Me

Just your every day, average kind of guy. Quiet until you get to know me. I know a lot of useless information -- try me.

My Interests

stuff, things and junk. i'm trying to teach my cat how to play chess, but she just can't get the strategy down -- i don't know, maybe i'm just a bad teacher. plus, it's hard for her to move the pieces without opposable thumbs.

I'd like to meet:

Forget about match.com... this site is much better.

Music:

i like it, it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Movies:

i hear they're in color now... cool!!

Television:

couch potato. love my big screen!! simpsons, family guy, the venture brothers, csi (VEGAS, don't give me the bastardized miami or NY), law and order (the original and the bastardized offshoots), smallville, supernatural, close to home, ghost whisperer (i know, sounds gay, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is just so damn cute!)

Books:

stephen king, davinci code, anne rice's vampire chronicles, playboy -- and yes i do read the articles! don't get me wrong, i look at the hot-ass naked chicks too.

Heroes:

my heroes have always been cowboys... wow! how's that for obscure willie nelson references?

My Blog

FUCK THE PATRIOTS!!!!!!!

OK, so my Colts didn't make it to the SuperBowl this year... that's too bad, but it's not the end of the world.  They had a great season and I still have Colts pride!  I told my friends that...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:44:00 PST

its the most wonderful time of the year!!

Colts pre-season starts tonight baby!!!  i'm watching it now, and, yes they're losing... but i don't care 'CAUSE IT'S ON!!!!!!!!! let's win another superbowl boys!! GO COLTS!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:50:00 PST

Bugs Bunny is back, baby!!

does anyone else miss watching bugs bunny and daffy duck cartoons?  "oh, they're too violent for the children" -- fuck off!!! well, now you can watch them on the internet! www.looneytunes.com ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

COLTS RULE!!!!!!

WELCOME TO THE COLTS BANDWAGON!!!!! YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE FROM THE FUCKING BEGINNING, BUT I'LL LET IT GO... THIS TIME!...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

so NOW you're going to jump on the colts bandwagon??

rrrriight... you've believed in the blue all along!  now that we're one game away from the superbowl you're singing the praises of the best damn football team in the world.  let me tell you ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

myspace is already pissing me off... just like AOL

i've got to get this off my chest. i'm pitiful... i'll be the first one to admit it. every night, before i go to bed, i check my account to see if anyone has tried to contact me.  i log in and se...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 05:12:00 PST

It's coming...

The day is approaching. I'm not looking forward to it for a couple of reasons -- if you know me well, you know why. There's nothing happy about it at all. 19 days and counting......
Posted by Joe on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST

I Love Canada!!!

Got back last night from a bachelor party in Detroit & Windsor Ontario. Damn, I'm exhausted. Had a good time (drank like a fish) Detroit Tigers beat the Cleveland Indians...(got shit-faced) Saw a ...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:02:00 PST

words to live by

I wish I could take credit for this, but I saw it on Adult Swim while watching The Venture Brothers.  This "bump" was addressing British law makers and the possible need of a cyber bullying ...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:16:00 PST