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Hoss

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Hoss
Birthday: January 10
Birthplace: A hospital
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Bld. (Does that mean blonde or bald?)
Height: 6 Foot even
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends
Your Heritage: A marinara free beer drinking meetball
The Shoes You Wore Today: None yet
Your Weakness: Favors
Your Fears: Not acomplashing anything
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finally finish my book
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Basically
Thoughts First Waking Up: How much more time do I have to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: My legs (They're pretty solid)
Your Bedtime: When I sleep (It changes)
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't want to say
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What are those
Chocolate or Vanilla: Wafers
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: No fucking way
Do you Sing: HORRIBALY (Just like how I spell)
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, I hate how I smell
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: I'm trying to right now
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes, about somethings
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never, I love rough sees and turbulance
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah right
Do you get along with your Parents: Not at all
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: Four years of classical and jazz recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Last night
In the past month have you Smoked: Last night
In the past month have you been on Drugs: None
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, I try to every time my girls in town
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: How else would I wear clean clothes, (wash 'em, yeah right)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, they give me cotton mouth
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I forgot to, thanks for reminding me
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Are you kidding, it's too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't think so
Ever been Drunk: Freaking duh
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, I don't know why
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, I didn't have my growth spurt until I was 17
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, I just needed those shoes, (they were fabulous)
How do you want to Die: I don't want to, it's a philosophy of mine, ask me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll tell you when I know, right now I want to be a firefighter
What country would you most like to Visit: Hungary
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter either
Short or Long Hair: Same there
Height: As long as they're not taller than me
Weight: Doesn't matter, as long as I think they're attractive
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter, as long as they make it look good
Number of Drugs I have taken: Only two
Number of CDs I own: I don't even know
Number of Piercings: None, I've only got tatoos
Number of Tattoos: Two, but they're huge
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'll tell you later, but only one I can think of
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My Interests

I guess that I'm interested in all the typical things that a twenty-something year old guy is interested in. Cars and music for the most part. A few other things inerest me though; literature, classic music and writing my own stuff. Things like that.

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't freakin hypocrites. That's not to say I don't have my moments, too. But for the love of God, at least put a little effort into your life.

Music:

My music is basically anything I like. Whitch can be anything at all. Seriously, I've even got the Toys soundtrack, it's almost creapy. My favorites that stand out though are System of a Down, Korn, and John Tesh. (One of those is B.S. Go ahead and guess.)

Movies:

Movies are along the same lines as Music for me. Some of the ones that stick out in my mind are "Les Miserables", "American History X", "Equilibreum", and an ass load of others. (As a reference, two butt-loads make an ass-load, and four ass-loads make a shit-load.) (Converting it to metrics, one ass-load = I forgot to care.)

Television:

I WATCHED ANGEL. You can judge me if you want, but I think that David Borianez is an amazing actor. Actually, I don't know, but anyone with an ass like that is a great actor in my book. I'M KIDDING. SERIOUSLY, I'M KIDDING! (But I did watch Angel.) (Not Buffy, though. That show's just stupid.)(Sorry Joss Whedon.) Sadly though, apparently I'm watching Soap Operas now. I don't agree, but apparently they are. Show's like "House" and "Grays Anatomy". Uh, whatever. I'm also a HUGE "Family Guy" and "History Channel" whore. Seriously, I can quote anything off "Family Guy".

Books:

So, am I supposed to write down the books I've actually read? If that's the case, then this whole box was designed to make me look like a retard. There's a few though. Mostly stuff by Kurt Vonegut, Hemingway, Alexander Dumas, and just pretend I put in a bunch of other intelectual names.

Heroes:

Okay, I'm not running for office at all. I'm not a Republican, or a Democrat. I just think the guy's a bad ass. My heroe is John McCain. I meen come on, the guy was offered two chances to get out of the Navy, one time because of injurys sustained on the USS Forestall, (He had to climb out of his plain after it had been shot by a missile, roll through burning fuel, and then commanded sailors in the salvage opperations of the ship BEFORE getting help for his wounds.) Then, after spending more time in a POW camp than Bush and Kerry spent in the millitary combined, he still wouldn't get out. It was his job. That's a tough son of a bitch. I found another one, too. I don't know this guys name, but his son was born with Cerebral Palsey. He was still a great kid who always thought about others, and when a class mate needed money for surgery, the kid wanted to do the fun run. So his dad pushed him in a wheel chair for the 5K. They've been doing it ever since. The two of them just competed in the Iron Man in Hawaii. The dad swam two miles pulling his kid in a boat, then put him on the front of a mountain bike for 116 miles, then pushed him in a wheel chair for a marathon, 26.2 miles. That's called a damn father right there. That's just what I think.

My Blog

Hey, read my story PLEASE! Don't edit, just tell me what you think.

     It's amazing what a fair skinned blonde kid will resort to in an attempt at avoiding the problems involved with desert occupation. Sitting in my "fox hole," I had turned to ca...
Posted by Hoss on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST